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This idea that American socdems would actually be centrists in Europe is just very untrue

Let's see Berlin elect a left wing pro-palestine Muslim mayor lol

A 19th century nationalist movement originating in Vienna is not “intrinsic” to a 3,000-year-old faith and culture

This is why I don't believe anyone who says that Japan's parasocial celebrity culture isn't worse than the west.

In the west, people are obsessed with who celebs are dating. In Japan, celebs are forbidden to date because millions of incels violently insist on pretending she could be dating _them_.

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The issue is North Loop, once we rid the city of that cancer we’ll stop getting these bootleg Newsom politicians

Now my wallet’s gonna continue to get raped by Frey’s retarded shenanigans. Fuck you Minneapolis, I’m moving next year anyways

reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year

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Everyone should remind themselves that government will leave you helpless and then refuse to acknowledge they bear any responsibility for what happens to you in such a condition.

Brianna Wu's current political views exist as karmatic punishment for every journalist who pretended her videogame was good.

We live in interesting times

Legalizing horse slaughter is not a bad idea considering the US literally ships horses abroad for food consumption and the US ban on horse meat was put in place as an anti-immigrant measure

“Why legalize horse slaughter we don’t even eat horse meat in America!” have you considered that the reason horse meat isn’t consumed in the US is because a bunch of racists back in the 1900’s hated Central Europeans?

I came up with the “modern tragic figure” idea due to the fact that the modern world has become so fundamentally alien and absurd that there’s new tragic figures being created every day that could never have existed before

Modern tragic figure: beauty influencer who can accurately guess someone’s ethnic background by looking at their forehead

Modern tragic figure: deep sea fisherman who doesn’t spellcheck his username and accidentally makes it groyper_boss

Modern tragic figure: a follow policeman who gets called out themselves for following kiddie hentai accounts

Modern tragic figure: cooking YouTuber who can only make bread porridge and he’s in an uphill battle to make bread porridge a thing

Modern tragic figure: a white supremacist “Save Europe” account run by someone who’s actually white and from Europe

Modern tragic figure: guy who walks in on Rico Nico or another online public masturbator

There’s a contingent of folks on here who treat any criticism of the site as a personal attack on them and it’s pretty weird

Pope should go wild with it. Excommunicate everyone in his replies who disagrees with him

The third act of book of Henry:

That is just making self-defense illegal for everyone but the cops with extra steps

A good way to meet new people is to hang out by a garbage can

every instance of looney tunes violence is based on something real that the animators saw in the war

Sing it with me now everyone!