Carl Smith

I just found out I am fucktose intolerant.

My love language is sarcasm.

From my brother and sister? Go on! Is this possible???

What happens when the person who takes care of everybody gets tired of taking care of everybody?

Greed is one hell of a drug.

a reminder that Dan Akroyd was in the We Are the World video.

I miss Prince.

The reason we’re in this situation is education is failing our country. People in America obviously don’t understand reality.

It makes sense why MAGA would want to hurt education if they benefited from the folks who don’t understand.

Or maybe I’m the one who doesn’t understand?

Focus on being as relaxed as possible while you run.

Think. It’s not illegal, yet.

I think I've had enough!

Sometimes I give myself the creeps. Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.

Universal truth: the book was better. Read books.

Sometimes, it's ok to make it about you. Sometimes, it is about you.

"Policy shits" is a typo I'm keeping.

Remember when people used to read an entire message instead of quickly jumping to conclusions and responding passionately to something that wasn't said?

Yeah, me neither.

I just zapped the PRAM in a dead PowerBook and it came back to life. Ask me anything!

YouTube video by Bureau of Digital Agency Mythbusters? Take One

Can agencies scale? Is it possible or just a myth?

youtu.be/Oft1pwFmRVg

Somebody just said RFCray, and I can't stop giggling. Reality TV has gotten really good this election. 😢

Looks like the divide-and-conquer plan is going splendidly. Add a dash of misdirection, and the lemmings will jump off the cliff.

American Idiot Green Day · American Idiot · Song · 2004

Just gonna leave this on repeat. open.spotify.com/track/6nTiIh...

To all the people I know who said nothing would really change… 😔

a woman wearing a baseball cap and a red jacket is standing in front of a crowd of people and says shake it off . ALT: a woman wearing a baseball cap and a red jacket is standing in front of a crowd of people and says shake it off .

so far this morning is...

a close up of a dog with the words everythingisterrible.com written below it ALT: a close up of a dog with the words everythingisterrible.com written below it

When you accidentally click an ad and know that the Hound of the Baskerville’s is now fresh on your scent.

Sadly we can’t always remove ourselves from those situations.

I find myself going back to TextEdit to write. Everything else has gotten bloated with AI "support." Bleh

I’m mostly on there to support my daughter. She found her people there and it has improved her life with some challenges along the way. So I get what you’re saying about it not being culture but it can definitely help you find a community.

Maybe two knee pads?

I miss The Offspring. That is all.

I heard the term athleisure today. Oh marketing, whatcha doin?