Brendan Murray

I called it my ANTIFA flag.

It was probably a DEI Islamic RINO Trans ANTIFA Socialist Furry, Gamer, Globalist, Pedo loser who hates our great president.
Am I missing anything?

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“Defendants each desire for President Trump fail …”

Excellent.

Cuz this is our hill.
And these are our beans.

Dude, I am serious. That 1985 eponymous album is seriously underrated. There may be one or two skippable songs. Check it out.

Oh yeah. That was totally Jesus’ message. I see why the evangelicals love him so much.

It wasn’t until the first COVID Spring of 2020 that I discovered the benefit of wearing a mask during pollen season. I was like “Why haven’t I done this all along???”

Does he even own a suit?

Remember all those “Bad Taxidermy” websites?
Not sure why I thought of that just now.

Somehow he’ll return.

We all loudly groaned when that popped up. Just pathetic fluffing at taxpayers expense.

Now now…

Oh my God.
I actually kinda miss Dan Quayle!

I’d love for him to walk up to Greg and do that whole ball-clutching “You listen to me you little shit-kicker” speech from “Mississippi Burning.”

Totally intimidating in “Unforgiven” and “Crimson Tide” and then such a limp nebbish beta in “Get Shorty.” Incredible range. One of the best ever.

Okay I’ve never heard of you but I’m now a huge fan.

Commanders fan here. I am culturally obligated to hate the Eagles.
That obligation is now on hold, indefinitely.
Thank you, Philly!

Musk is getting totally cucked here.

Yeah … but her laugh.

Jeez. The people of the country that our President insulted, threatened to annex which would obliterate their education and health care systems sure are impolite!

That he just accused, without evidence, that all Gov teleworkers aren’t working, just playing golf, etc. Well, Donny, maybe that’s what YOU would do. But Govt workers are assessed on outcomes of their jobs, not where they’re doing the job from.

As a Washington fan, I am contractually obligated to hate on the Eagles. But I was team green today. Thanks Drumpf!

This is literally what “Taking the Lord’s Name in Vain” means.

Who would Jesus let die?

I’ll be generous: They simply have no idea what they’re doing.

Well, it’s very efficient as they use the same term to insult women and LGBTQ workers.

To those attacking her:

“And if wicked men insult and hate you,
All because of Me,
Blessed, Blessed are you.”

-Be Not Afraid (A Catholic Hymn)

“And if wicked men insult and hate you,
All because of Me,
Blessed, Blessed are you.”

-Be Not Afraid (A Catholic Hymn)