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Erwan Martin

@zewaren.net.bsky.social

Breton, engineer, paraglider, very random.

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Mark Zuckerberg’s illegal school drove his neighbors crazy Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic.

Zuckerberg enshittify-ing life for their neighbours.

He continues to do what he likes, virtually and irl.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

09.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

06.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 12180    🔁 10778    💬 188    📌 1230
AI Advert of two pens, a standard pen and one of those pens with multiple colours that could be used.

Above the normal pen it says "how work feels doing it alone". Above the multi-pen pen it says "How work feels with AI employees"... 'AI Employees' is emboldened, presumably because they are aware of the lack of perception of people who would be swayed by this argument.

AI Advert of two pens, a standard pen and one of those pens with multiple colours that could be used. Above the normal pen it says "how work feels doing it alone". Above the multi-pen pen it says "How work feels with AI employees"... 'AI Employees' is emboldened, presumably because they are aware of the lack of perception of people who would be swayed by this argument.

How apt.

Those multi-colour pens were bulky, uncomfortable to use, never had good quality ink, and didn't actually help you use a pen better but only give the image of flexibility.

05.11.2025 10:29 — 👍 100    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 4
A picture of a storefront window with a bunch of bricks inside. The building was under construction but it almost looks like the bricks are a display for the storefront.

A picture of a storefront window with a bunch of bricks inside. The building was under construction but it almost looks like the bricks are a display for the storefront.

it's just hard you see them all cute in the window and you want to adopt one even though you know you shouldn't

01.11.2025 18:48 — 👍 298    🔁 44    💬 10    📌 2

They're calling him the most French man in history

31.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 5601    🔁 1297    💬 102    📌 29

MEGATHREAD: In 40 skeets I’ll explain 40 useful concepts for understanding the world.

Reading time: ~7 minutes
Value: potentially a lifetime.

Thread:

30.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 43    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 2

why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells

28.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 487    🔁 108    💬 24    📌 5

Peut-être que le salaire c'est aussi celui de 2-3 personnes cumulé.

27.10.2025 10:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Website for bank, insurance, airline, or buying tickets of any kind: Did you get that code I sent you

Me: Yeah, here you go

Website: Sweet, you're logged in

Me: Great is it cool if I go to the bathroom

Website: Yeah bro of course

Me: And you're not gonna log me out right

Website: Who is this

31.05.2025 23:22 — 👍 884    🔁 101    💬 3    📌 0

You date your cameras but you marry your lenses.

24.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 52    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

AWS incident is why decentralization is more important than ever.

Too much power. Too much concentration risk for humanity.

Decentralize everything.

Everything everything.

Everything.

20.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 1131    🔁 244    💬 28    📌 16
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Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist after it emerged the jewels were merely stolen for the purposes of ...

@thespaceshipper.com thought you’d enjoy this waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/20/l...

20.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 25    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 4

It costs ~$70 to produce a year’s supply of insulin.

Yet, the average annual cost of insulin went from $2,864 in 2012 to $5,705 in 2016 to $18,000 in 2025. A 25,714% markup. That isn’t inflation or supply chain—It’s corporate greed.

Now—California will sell insulin for $11. Make this nationwide!

17.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 15628    🔁 5594    💬 306    📌 197

urgently need you guys to know that this French politician below 1) didn't know he'd been appointed as a minister until he saw it on TV 2) reacted by going: "bah pfff voilà"

16.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 682    🔁 143    💬 35    📌 14

@reniadeb
in england, they don't say i'll kick
your ass, they say i'll see you on the

(photo of a sign)

Public Footpath
to Butt Lane

@reniadeb in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the (photo of a sign) Public Footpath to Butt Lane

25.11.2024 08:31 — 👍 875    🔁 186    💬 6    📌 8
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Now this is Content

26.09.2025 17:58 — 👍 3329    🔁 1046    💬 17    📌 163

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

30.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 17020    🔁 6424    💬 166    📌 95

Ça peut venir d'où ça veut et être aussi précis et sympa que ça peut, ici ça n'est pas dans le language courant.

25.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

En tant que français métropolitain, tu m'aurais demandé ce qu'est un "vol nolisé", je n'aurais pas su te dire ce que c'était.
Tout le monde ne parle pas québécois.
(Et c'est ok)

25.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Autocorrect changed “sour cream” to “sour crime” and now I want to know what subgenre that is

21.09.2025 00:08 — 👍 94    🔁 6    💬 14    📌 0

after you have a tooth extracted you should be allowed to smell it - i don’t personally want to but it’s about the principle

18.09.2025 18:09 — 👍 69    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

The worst possible name you could give a kid would be:
Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

16.09.2025 17:26 — 👍 81    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 1

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

11.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 9767    🔁 2619    💬 48    📌 49

Zut, le post d'origine est supprimé.

04.09.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is honestly such a dog shit URL. VERY displeasing to look at

04.09.2025 07:02 — 👍 592    🔁 27    💬 18    📌 1
A jank ass computer mouse from the late 90s (I think) with two mousewheels and three centre buttons.

A jank ass computer mouse from the late 90s (I think) with two mousewheels and three centre buttons.

Lots of people ask me: "Leaf, your online presence seems so funny and talented. How are you so good at internet?"

Easy.

27.08.2025 23:56 — 👍 649    🔁 153    💬 13    📌 4

"Can you explain this gap in your employment?"
"Gap? I was enslaved by a foreign crime organization when my girlfriend sold me to them when I thought we were taking a romantic vacation. I had to prey on regular people by scamming them, or be beaten. More so, I mean."
"Ah. Would they hire you again?"

24.08.2025 07:00 — 👍 56    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

help I work at xAI and Elon keeps forcing me to dereference null pointers so we can ship a bugfix to the app store for his stupid fucking chart

22.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 69    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

It should be called an n turn and not a u turn. You go up, turn around, then come back down. Like the letter n

22.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 97    🔁 10    💬 27    📌 0

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