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Sounds like the dumpsters are humping outside my office right now. Great times for creative work.

Are there kids who don’t spent 45 min crying and arguing before doing homework?

If you want forgiveness, perhaps stop adding to the landfill of bullshit first.

Nope, Leo brought home some volumes from school last year.

Yes! And I know that series. There are literally 1000 characters. First step, data model! I built a database and transcribed an entire like in book at this age.

The students I’m grading right now are the winners

32 oz of coffee and allergy meds are fighting. Antidepressant in the background taking bets with dopamine about the winner.

And people who design engineering kids toys who have never raised or lived with a child.

WHAT. itertools.chain() for proper 1d array flattening. How. Did. I. Not. Know.

Did you warn them that it had glitter?

If you have a 500 page textbook and one chapter is 150 pages long, might I introduce you to: another fucking chapter.

Stop thinking about what it is but what it could be

a cartoon of a person pressing a button that says your and you 're ALT: a cartoon of a person pressing a button that says your and you 're

Related: am I sick or is this just speaking more today than I did all summer?

Kid is sick and didn’t sleep. So I didn’t sleep. Taught this morning. Then had to sit in a classroom where I’m too fat to fit into any of the chairs comfortably. Also the town is like sold out of Covid tests. But a year of the snake charm came in the mail today.

Stop buying little death friends even if you get a good deal

Is this like the Long Pizza Puff?

Alternative: me and the cat at midnight when you’ve been asleep for three hours

In a rare experience, looks like jetbrains has improved pycharm with the unified version.

I have seen a cat big spoon a large child nearly off the bed. Like a bed Godzilla of cuddles.

A Boooh Mi

Oliver says it’s okay to look

I need the Renee bra report babe

How’s the bra game fairing?

Incorrect, I have written documentation from the 1950s cops of my great grandfather walking naked down the train tracks with a butcher knife. Kankakee county

A front yard with green grass, many giant empty boxes piled up, a small child can be seen within

My front yard looks like a box fort exploded

Bought kiddo school supplies before the entire town sold out of crayons.

Eduroam and other WiFi isn’t working where kiddos camp is. And because he’s kinda A Problem I have to stay on campus. So I’m just reading those whole ass print textbook.

A paragraph from a textbook about research methods book talking about misinformation and using goop as an example.

Super here for the dig on goop.

There’s some podcasts like this. Could be an “animal reading club” where you share fun facts. Like the little school of ADHD fish bringing you pretty rocks they found

Sitting next to an ESL class and reading a phrase like “an unreconstructed positivist is a rare beast these days” is a wild ride. I’m so sorry about language.