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Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote It's-It "...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)

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Wh-! Hey now.

20.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not tonight, no.

20.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
photo taken from a fast moving car at night, the words to stop a monster you need a monster are hanging from the night sky

photo taken from a fast moving car at night, the words to stop a monster you need a monster are hanging from the night sky

Looking at it, yeah maybe.

I was driving, my girlfriend got a picture.

20.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There was a flock of drones above Hollywood just now. We saw it from the 101.

It spelled out

"TO STOP A MONSTER
YOU NEED A MONSTER"

Then it dispersed and seemed to form into a large capital M.

Anyway.

20.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I'll be honest, I didn't know the details two hours ago.

20.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really gives the game away.

20.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rude!

20.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wesley R. Dingus, you've gone too far.

20.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I haven't been a registered Democrat since the 90s, so I miss out on a lot of very stupid text messages.

20.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is Gavin Newsom really texting people to read his dumb book?

20.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She's too powerful. Tlaloc would not interfere.

19.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wish every person who got mad at me in 2017 and told me Trump won't go after citizens a very Give Me Twenty Dollars.

19.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A 737 Max B is already real heavy before you factor in "...a bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar...".

19.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know, we've gone through a lot of "garfield as cosmic entity" stuff but I really liked this! Loved the overall tone.

19.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
19.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@kenlowery.bsky.social D1P-SH1T, the droid that sucks and doesn't know anything.

19.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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original panel had a speech bubble, have fun!

18.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 198    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 12

Beans and rice. Arroz y frijoles. Arroz by any other name would smell as sweet. A free hole by any other name...

18.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ayyyy!

18.02.2026 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"And THIS is BLACKARACHNIA, first of all she is *breath* Fabulous." and he was right!

18.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There was a segment on the Daily Show* about a Beast Wars on ice show, and the guy who was showing off the backstage was clearly directed to talk about Blackarachnia but was also very excited about her.

*Kilborn era

18.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They really wanted us to like Blackarachnia, and they were right to do so.

18.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*swoon*

18.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

!

18.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2001!

18.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dang!

18.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yooo what

18.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ally.

18.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dare to be Stupid

18.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm still gonna feed this broken clock into a machine.

18.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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