gunks

Nah, i just suffered a bad cut from a Windows 3.1 floppy (disk 1) when I was 5

"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"

the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight

not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong

Homestarrunner dot com is 25 years old o_o

We didn't even have the MP4 video codec.

Neither YouTube nor Gmail existed

The original iPhone hadn't even been proposed for development

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

So Vine is being relaunched with AI content banned explicitly to farm clean content to train their own AI on

I fukken called it

Half-Life 3 looks fucking SICK

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Me: "Better catch up with what's going on in the world!"

*opens phone*

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OH

WELL

WHY

NOT

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks

there was an amazing article about exactly this somewhere

in the old days where everyone was paid well and was unionized, this chart was reversed, living expenses were cheap but luxuries like TVs and whatnot were what you had to save up for. You could live a comfortable life if you were frugal

A new episode of Jake Tries it So You Don't Have To

thanks linus torvalds

Watching all the sailboats on FB market price drop along with the temperature >_>

Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia

My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.

Fuck cancer.

Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's

oh no

I miss when technology used to be fun.

Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.

It's *mostly* just an API translation layer. I can't imagine they could fuck it up without breaking damn near everything

Driving anywhere near the DMV beltway is pure anxiety

Why is everyone including cops going 80 in a 55?

How was I to know I needed to take the left lanes to turn right?

Why is every BMW driver the worst possible asshole?

too real lol

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Hello there!

GameStop clerks should get one free felony a year, as a treat.

I have been on the Internet for over 30 years now...

I do not recommend it

Colored her

Also been thinking about the melt-in screw thread gizmos...

Is it worth fussing with the steel bearings?
Tired of cardboard spools getting eaten by AMS...