I am never watching sports again. It's not worth it.
#bluejays
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I am never watching sports again. It's not worth it.
#bluejays
Wait... they're doing that? He holds a gun in literally every poster!
06.10.2025 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I felt the same! It started out feeling like a movie but ended feeling like a TV show. Seemed like they ran out of money and/or time. And the alien has never looked more like a person in a costume.
29.09.2025 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saw #Jaws in Imax last night. Incredible, as expected.
Question: If there are usually no sharks swimming around Amity and this one was an aberration, why did Quint, a professional shark hunter, live there?
You'd be amazed how often I find opportunities to say "the goggles do nothing!"
30.08.2025 02:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Doing this tonight! I've seen it 643,229 times (give or take), but never in a theatre with an audience. Will it be the best thing that has ever happened? Maybe.
#jaws
Added to my Christmas list
28.08.2025 01:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since you're no longer busy, can you finish mine for me?
18.08.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slightly diminish a band: The Electric Dim Orchestra
14.08.2025 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0U1
13.08.2025 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, ok. Had not heard about that. Thanks!
31.07.2025 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What are they doing? I haven't heard, and can't find any reports about it. I'm a big Docs user!
31.07.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The cover of the ebook "A Hundred Billion Ghosts" with a quote from an Amazon user review that says "Funnier than heck."
If you follow me here but haven't read anything by me... Here, have this for free! Quick, before I come to my senses!
dmsinclair.com/hbg
It's fun when the hole in your sock gets so big, you could put the sock on from either end and have basically the same experience.
21.07.2025 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Flu skeet #4:
I don't think it's a flu anymore.
There's a new strain of Covid with exactly these distinguishing symptoms. So I'm going to just assume it's that.
Zero stars for Covid Nimbus. Not as good as the first Covid.
Flu skeet #3:
I've discovered that, with the flu, I can write for hours because I have no awareness of the passage of time. It might be a superpower. I am... the Incredible Flu Man!
Flu skeet #2:
I have washed my hands 637 times today. I didn't keep track, but I feel certain the number is accurate. You can tell by counting the rings in the fingers I've scrubbed off.
Gorn Baby Gorn?
18.07.2025 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have the flu. Alert the authorities.
The thing about a flu is, a lot of it is unpleasant, but some of it is kind of cool. Time disappears into a haze. And a fever, properly managed, gets you some awesome dreams.
Yetis to the left of me...
Yetis to the right...
Here I am...
If it was too soon and there were no facts out there yet, how did he know the sites were obliterated?
25.06.2025 23:28 β π 33 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just want to say that this news is probably unrelated to the plot my book, "Hole House."
Probably.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0BGG1XL81
"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt is genuinely one of the funniest things EVER made. Still to this day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Jy...
Me, every time I have a headache or something:
"I should take a Tylenol."
I take one.
A while later, pain goes away.
"Oh, I guess I didn't need that Tylenol after all."
A sleeping cat's feet and tail protrude above the top of a kitchen cupboard.
Cats are masters at blending into their environments. They can render themselves virtually invisible to the human eye. There may be a cat in the room with you right now and you wouldn't even know it... until it's too late.
#catsofbluesky
Hot take: that movie is very good.
04.06.2025 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Killer pasta for dinner.
Envy me.
Here's something I can't figure out. There are five Backstreet Boys. But they generally sing in first person singular.
So which one wants it that way?
Well heck, I'm on there!
www.kobo.com/ebook/a-hund...
We have another one. That makes 7.
His name is Arnold. So naturally, as long as we have him, whenever he jumps up on the furniture I will say, "Ah-nold! Get down! Get to the choppah!"
Every time. I promise.
#catsofbluesky