Tuna Whisperer™

Celebrated 18250 days of not being a convicted felon, real estate fraud, and rapist not long ago

A shitfaced pretty boy at the Pentagon with the tape of the transmission ordering the just-for-fun murder of helpless boat survivors

"We don't just summarily excute people" says the dipshit who's nuzzling the taint of the dipshits who are summarily executing people

The Pope brandishing a baseball bat on a commercial airliner

"What was your knowitall comment about the Captain's piloting skills again?"

(A) Ride one of this fuckwit's rockets to Mars
(B) Don't

Choose carefully

Stolen history....

The Pope brandishing a baseball bat on a commercial aircraft

"I see you're not sufficiently dressed up, as ordered by the DOT"

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Screenshot of a tweet from the user “MC Squared (@mcsquared34)” on X.com. The tweet says: “Pretty wild watching health workers going from ‘essential’ and ‘heroes’ in 2020 to ‘unprofessional’ in 2025.”

They are still essential heroes in my eyes. Thank you to our healthcare workers!

A selection of bullshit spewed by Donald Trump

You'd think these fucking idiots would be able to detect painfully obvious bullshit by now, but you would be so goddamn wrong

In Shitler math, 56 equals zero

A satirical Stephen Miller Twitter profile showing the account is based in Transylvania

Do NOT invite it in

PA-12 floatplane does a snow donut on an icy lake in Alaska before takeoff. 🛩️

One of "many great legal scholars"

Loomer not knowing what Arabic numerals are, having apparently failed elementary school repeatedly

There's only one thing to do about this. Dismantle the department of education, pronto

Fuck I have to find a phone booth so I can blow 25 cents and call someone and tell them about this

Colton Moore hugging a woman in a bridal dress while brandishing a tommy gun and I just don't know what the actual fuck

Ladies and gentlemen and others: the GOP poster kids

You name it, and it's fucking wrong with them

That result from the Trump-Mamdani chatfest was not on my Bingo card, because Bingo cards only have a row of letters at the top and then numbers in a grid below the letters

Bombers, autoincorrected, I would think

Bombers, autoincorrected, I would think

People, on no day in particular: Is the enshittificationing all done now
The regime: Hold my beer

One of SBM's murderous associates asks Metamucillini: Who is this "Charlie Kirk" I keep hearing about? Metamucilini replies: You’re mentioning somebody who was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about. Whether you like him, or didn’t like him, things happen

A White House post claiming that Trump does not want to execute members of Congress, after Trump said members of Congress should be executed

TRUTHY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT KAROLINE LEAVITT IS THE LEAST LYING SACK OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE, WHITE HOUSE SAYS

A post from the White House claiming that Trump does not want to execute members of Congress, after Trump called for the execution of members of Congress

SCIENCEY GUYS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WATER IS THE NOT-WETTEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WHITE HOUSE SAYS

Pretty good day here today. I ended twelve wars. You?

US Coast Guard will no longer classify someone shrieking "Iceberg dead ahead" as a warning signal

If by "drifting toward fascism" you mean "run aground at Fascism Point", then 100% agree

We're almost at the remind-military-people-that-the-Constitution-requires-them-to-disobey-illegal-orders-and-risk-falling-out-of-a-high-window chapter of the shitshow