Jordan Hamm

Why did Ohio State not bleed the clock more?

Jaden Greathouse? More like Jaden Great-hands amirite

Live look at ASU’s latest portal additions:

#Beef

ASU & Baylor are headed to overtime after Adam Miller ties it with 1.9 seconds left.

With that, I wish you all a happy holidays.

Please have many High Noons and enjoy these movies.

My final thoughts are Laith Wallschleger should not rest until he plays the role of every NFL tight end in the history of NFL and tight ends.

Mark Andrews? George Kittle?

Let's show some range and work Kyle Juszczyk in there.

One of the worst lip-sync/guitar-syncs in the history of guitars.

What's that...Drew was in the audience the whole time while Bowyn performed???

AND WE GOT OURSELVES A DECLARATION OF LOVE IN FRONT OF A BIG CROWD

The LA Stars offered Drew double his currently salary. "I'll finally be paid what I'm worth."

I want to know the economics of this league and their nine-time MVP

"Thanks for all the hit singles, but this album is over."

- She can't help she's a lyricist

Bowyn to Hudson:

You think you're a wonderland and you're really a black hole.

WE GOT A JOHN MAYER REFERENCE FOLKS

First bit of actual football.

I think they converted a model of Yankee Stadium into a football stadium.

A lot of close-ups but it looks like Gonzo is good if you've never watched football before.

SOME MFER NAMED HUDSON SHOWED UP AND HE HURT OUR QUEEN BOWYN IN THE PAST

This is A Walk to Remember shit. You think we don't remember? - my wife

a woman wearing a shirt that says j.l.r.i.s.t. stands in front of a window ALT: a woman wearing a shirt that says j.l.r.i.s.t. stands in front of a window

I was never a cheerleader, I was more of the bleacher type.

Drew's brother is in line to win the MVP this year. So at least 10 MVPs in the family.

Drew was also worried about his numbers this year and his contract not getting renewed. Peyton Manning had half the MVPs and it took neck surgery for him to get released.

Drew is a nine-time MVP and holds the longest record for yards received. - That's direct phrasing.

Bowyn's manager said she could get the big game halftime show if Bowyn connects with Gonzo.

"I'm just a dumb goof" - Drew Gonville

"You're not a goof, you just make bad choices." - Drew's niece 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bowyn got her start on a show called "American Songbird."

I'd watch that show.

(I don't watch TV that is defined as "good")

Bowyn's fanbase are called "Arrowheads" because of bows & arrows. Charming as hell.

A football player who also happens to have a brother that also plays in the pros. The actor also played Gronk in the Aaron Hernandez American Sports Story.

Slightly different tone tonight.

Ok switched to Christmas in the Spotlight.

Opening credits have a pop star who is all about that single life. Feel like we're on the right track.

Popstar Bowyn Sykes will always do hospital benefits no questions asked.

There is a Chiefs beanie that the family they must wear it on xmas so KC makes it to the Super Bowl.

Derrick doesn't believe in the supersti--WAIT 24 MINUTES IN AND THIS ISN'T THE TRAVIS KELCE TAYLOR SWIFT ONE. IT'S ANOTHER CHIEFS THEMED CHRISTMAS MOVIE...STARRING DONNA KELCE??

Carole is a neighbor who makes a fruit loaf every year.

Carole is essentially the devil.

Derrick is never cold. This is what a true man looks like.

The workaholic Chiefs employee is Derrick Taylor. He hasn't eaten Kansas City BBQ despite living there for months. Alana Higman is in charge of "the oldest Christmas traditions in town."

The best actress five minutes in is....DONNA KELCE

Begley just sleepwalking through this.

Cash that check, Ed.

Ed Begley Jr., Megyn Price, Diedrich Badeer in the first 90 seconds.

Taking in Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story. Can't wait for this documentary about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.

Will post thoughts for those who are looking for some quality holiday viewing.

Just next year