Christopher Jay Fittz

The only time I've gone on Twitter in like six months is this morning just to see more people pissing on Nico Harrison's professional grave.

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I'm so glad I had no rooting interest in that baseball game.

Remember that World Series game where Andy Pages picked up Kike Hernandez and threw him out of the way so he could make sure Game 7 would go to extra innings? That was a weird, wild time.

I'm going to pretend Miguel Rojas is Elvis Andrus.

the texas rangers winning the world series

Here exactly two years later, it's still true that the Texas Rangers won the World Series.

Oh no I'm on the saw this and watched it several dozen times list

For everyone suffering through this World Series game, this is what it was like watching the 2025 Texas Rangers play every night for six months.

I'm still watching the World Series game out of spite.

This is probably the latest Sandy Koufax has stayed up in like 20 years.

2023 healed a great majority of it but it takes so much to get all the way to the end. So, so much.

Being a sports fan is a crazy endeavor.

I really didn't want the Mariners to win (so, yay!) but it does kind of stink for M's fans that they have actual baseball trauma now rather than their usual cloying, borderline arrogant brand of obnoxious self pity. That baseball trauma stuff scars your heart for a long time.

lol this is going to be Mariners fans when they hear the name Ernie Clement 15 years from now.

81-81 - Rangers end 2025 with walk-off loss to Guardians in extras Smell ya later, 2025 Texas Rangers

A, frankly, annoying Rangers season ended and I took some time to write about how it made me feel. It ended up feeling differently than I expected.

Yeah it was a pre-spring unexpected development too. Came into the year thinking he would be battling for the long relief job. Now he's a rotation fixture.

Leiter showing tonight why it will be cool to see the Rangers in October again someday.

At least I won't be forced to be dragged kicking and screaming into liking the 2025 Texas Rangers.

I mean, it was kind of an unwinnable situation. If he stays at third they need Joc Pederson to get a hit against a lefty. But yeah, he was a dead duck.

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah...

That felt quite playoff-esque which just goes to show my heart ain't postseason ready yet.

Jeff McNeil is going to be real embarrassed when he gets back in the clubhouse and sees that pitch was a strike.

Is it too late for Michael Helman to win the MVP?

My conclusion about this Rangers team being in a playoff race is that there are too many playoff spots. (which, yes, it will still amuse me if they get one)

Game so long my cable box hit me with the "You still there?" Thankfully the Rangers won.

Since Monday, the Rangers are zero for 27 with runners in scoring position. With an opportunity to score with a hit, the Rangers have had a no-hitter tossed their way.

The scouting report for Josh Smith reads: "If you throw any fastball letter high center of the plate you will get a swing and miss 100% of the time. His helmet will explode off his head in a fashion that will amuse everyone but Texas Rangers fans."

Heck of a win for the Rangers. I guess the key is to lose all of your best players?

Ketel Marte is so mad about that World Series, man. He's hit three home runs since August 2, all against Texas.

Joc Pederson had six RBIs total this season coming into the month of August. He has five tonight alone.