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SER DUNCAN THE TALL

I keep thinking that someday I will become used to the hideousness of cybertrucks and they will finally blend into the background and every time I see one I am struck anew by how awful they are

Two types of eggs Benedict - classic and chicken and waffles with home fries

Strawberry lemonade mimosa

Had a fantastic Galentine's Day brunch with my girls

Valencia orange tree with many small green buds and large green leaves.

Meyer lemon tree with large green leaves and small pinkish buds

My lemon and orange trees have tons of buds and I just saw a bumblebee flying around 😍🥰🌱🐝 come on, spring.

✊✊✊ let's go girls

a tiny brown & tan chihuahua in a pink sweater is sitting, looking up at the camera. two white strands of hair stick out the top of her head. they’re curled into a perfect heart.

This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms TV show under the "Ultimate Green Flags" category on HBO Max. And damned if that isn't true.

HBO gets their target audience

Good luck man, really proud of you.

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

Watch with sound on

😭😭😭 big, fat, ugly tears

We don't deserve dogs.

Special Geritol "A REAL TONIC for Men & Women Over 35 Who Are Tired"

Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.

This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)

Showing 15 Happy Gilmore for the first time 💕

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

I was just thinking that!

a photo of a small white dog sat in an elevator from a distance with a bright yellow leash attached to her collar. at this angle our fluffy friend, Makdoong, looks incredibly tiny and impossibly cute.

This is Makdoong. He is wondering if you could press his floor for him. Isn't sure which one it is, but trusts your best guess. 12/10 (IG: e_makdoong)

He can totally get it 🤷

Congrats Seattle

They don't make Super Bowl commercials like they used to.

LADY GAGA

Go Seahawks

Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. It’s a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

Subtotal $137.60, discounts of $98.33, paid $39.71 for groceries

This might be the most I've ever saved on a single grocery bill.

Brad Arnold, Rocker Who Fronted 3 Doors Down, Dies at 47 He wrote the band’s breakout hit, “Kryptonite,” in a high school math class, and would go on to be nominated for three Grammy Awards.

Brad Arnold, the founder and lead singer of 3 Doors Down, the hard-rock band known for its early 2000s hit songs like “Kryptonite” and “Here Without You,” died on Saturday. He was 47.

I want Ser Duncan as my himbo boyfriend.

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