Lindsey Crunkingham

If they are Ren Fair enthusiasts PROCEED WITH CAUTION THATS A DIFFERENT THING THAN THE PASTOR IS TALKING ABOUT

Finland Stars getting beaten by the trans whale from Ikea? Strange days.

Shut up Sleigh Bells got a Super Bowl ad

Like could Just Kidding Rowling pretend her whole shit is because of a psyop from a pedo and kind of have a point

Wonder where transphobia would be if it weren’t for the culture war bullshit Epstein started

Hit that man with a hammer and he wont bother your young anymore

no YOURE crying at your desk because a dude posted to the dungeon crawler carl subreddit about how they always struggled in school but at age 44 they just finished their first book and it was DCC and they loved it and already started book 2

I feel like we’re about a week away from “haaaa yeah that whole AI only social networking thing was a joke, what a funny lil hose, ain’t we stinkers” and two weeks away from it being forgotten

What the (I’m sorry for cursing) fuck

1. The fucken Eagles, man (Desperado slaps though)
2. virtually any country artist that has charted in the last decade (Nas X excluded)
3. Ja Rule
4. Megan Trainor
5. The Dire Straits (they’re ok but why is this hailed as the greatest when they’re very middle of the road so that’s why)

Iunno if it exactly fits but that Teddy Swims song was playing when I had this thought

We need a term for stuff that isn’t exactly AI but might as well be because it’s so anodyne and bland.

Scurrying requires no small amount of whimsy. We just can’t Afford whimsy in these dark days. Just another thing we have lost. But we can retrieve this. We can revive whimsy. Whimsy and scurrying as an act of rebellion.

Nowadays people hardly ever scurry.

You see a scamper time to time, scrambles are common. But you hardly ever see a scurry. This is because of Society.

Yknow the entire structure of the current admin is just weird.

We should talk about how weird they are again.

Fuck propaganda.

If you want to say this is my most Sovereign Citizen take: I agree unless we want to talk about whether all people should have the inherent right to make their own liquor, chances of explosion be damned.

I tell people I’m a janitor. I say this with respect and reverence to janitorial staff.

Unless you’re writing me a check or we’re getting into the bed, yes. I am Lindsey Crunkingham, Esq.

On this as it is in many things Tolkiens dwarves had it right.

A piece of you dies when you learn Macho Man Randy Savage is actually Randy Poffo.

One thing the internet gets right is that we shouldn’t be known by our tru names outside of our intimate close circle.

I feel I should address all my enemies. In the public square.

It physically pains me to know what these words mean and I feel a deep, spiritual longing for a world where that’s just gibberish

I am gonna trademark “RINOZEMPIC” and am pretty sure this will allow me to retire comfortably

What if the big post-Trump split in the Republican party is the pro-Ozempic branch vs the anti-Ozempic branch

Wait no I just got to his statements on Ukraine and in that instance he’s both wrong and an asshole

Saw a community theater rendition of The Wall this weekend (it was dope) but it had me look up Roger Waters’ political stances and it’s the most “you’re not wrong Walter you’re just an asshole” thing you can imagine

Folks in these dark times I fear I’ve been craving some nicotine and I regret to inform you a 3mg Zyn scratched that itch