Lindsey Crunkingham

My “the ranch is too spicy” ass suburb has an hour wait for voting.

Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today

Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place

Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.

Also I think Bill Gates or George Soros or Warren Buffett should buy a conservative justice very publicly. Like give em 50 million bucks and brag about how they’ll do whatever you want. Have some fun with it.

Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.

Screen shot of an @dxp07 tweet about being a ghost and helping the Rangers win the WS. A very unlikely thing that happens to follow Dianne’s passing. Whether she actually helped them as a ghost or not, it’s something she would have said “waw!” to.

Keeping Dianne’s memory alive on the sky instead of the tweets:

What if Stromile and Taylor are related

If you’re thinking of running a 5K and then sitting for a 4 hour tattoo- don’t.

Mouse crime.

Russia proposing a Bering Straight tunnel is extremely, EXTREMELY funny.

Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.

Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.

Also feel there’s probably more to the admission/status than has been put out there…I’d put 10$ on some kind of immigration application pending and lost out there, and fella just kept quiet about it.

Long story short a Hanover Park officer was arrested and accused of having been present on a 10ish year expired visitor visa admission.

Which raises a LOT of questions.

But I’m keen to watch how the union responds. I feel like there’s a good chance he’s hung out to dry here.

I’m keen to watch the Hanover Park Police union over the next couple of days because they are in a very weird position right now

Fine. I’ll get my $1.85 from a class action lawsuit in ten years. Just go ahead and give me good brain damage. I don’t want this 8 pound sloshy processing machine any more. Just make it so I can drive and make a spreadsheet once a month and not have to worry about news and economics anymore.

Enough is enough.

Ban algorithms.

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Another point in the “US isn’t actually developed country” column

The amount of Prides I’ve been to where boomer gays are confused why the cops are just standing there while protestors screamed and threatened people convinced me we’re never going anywhere but down.

Lotsa white liberals spent summer 2020 real mad at the wrong people and now here we are.

Sure might be a good thing if we didn’t have a century’s worth of qualified immunity precedent decisions what with all this police activity happening

The intersection of apocalypse and having to go to work

Gnome college

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The Dalai Lama is 90 and China wants to name the successor but history also claims right to so….good chance Trumps gonna be weighing in like “Lobsang Dawa is not the 15th reincarnation of the Lama, folks. It’s clearly Wang Jiahoa”

Lotta “France shows democracy is failing” takes and very little “France shows representative republics are failing and we should try direct democracy” takes

Macho Enby Randy Savage (They /Them)

Chorizo torta. It was fantastic. I wanted to say magnificent but I tend to avoid words that start with those three letters these days if I can.

Fuck Van Jones, Fuck Bill Maher.

We are so back lads

I have a sudden and powerful urge to have a surgery. Maybe some arthroscopic on my knee perhaps