Lil Chase

Did I get a copy yet? I don't mind giving up mine.

DM me if you'd like?

*shakes fist at sky*

Pet peeve:

Your appointment is at 11am.
Please arrive 20 minutes before your appointment.

This Spotify average age thing is such utter bollocks, but it's exactly the kind of utter bollocks that people like, so whoever came up with it is good at their job, even if there job is coming up with utter bollocks.

SOPH!!! I'm so incredibly thrilled this book is out in the world. It's terrifying and creepy in all the right ways, original and cool and unlike anything out there.

I'm wishing it the best of luck and championing it from afar. Go you x x

ANYWAY

Buy from small businesses
Buy from independent creators
Buy passion projects
Buy commissions
Buy art

In a society that's decided that money is final word, be aware of where yours goes and to support what

Yes it sucks, I don't like it either, but pretending it's not a thing does not help!

Currently 99p wherever you get your ebooks! www.amazon.co.uk/Stepfather-C...

This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad

My children are playing bookshops together. They are selling books, and writing books to sell.

I might cry

Tax on people who correct you when you fumble your words

The speed at which bagels defrost from the freezer defies the laws of physics

I'm offering a set of two Notwitches books, signed by me and Dotty Sutton, in the #Creatives4Sudan auction. The money raised is being sent to community kitchens in Darfur through the Sudan Solidarity Collective. To bid on these or any of the other books, artworks or services on offer, click below!

I LIVE for this level of pettiness! Hahaha fantastic

My mum died 3 years ago. When does that, 'Oh, I'll just give Mum a quick call' instinct pass please?

:(

Excellent

Cartoon of one agitated man saying to another "Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!” The other replies “We're going to have to perform an emergency trackybottomy."

Trackybottomy

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Hello Bluepals, like the tub of Quality Street we bought at the weekend that was supposed to be saved until December 23rd, we are open.

I’m very surprised AI can detect sarcasm. That already makes it more advanced than most of BlueSky.

Visit BookTrust BookTrust transforms lives by getting children and families reading. We are the UK's largest children's reading charity. Each year we reach 3.4 million…

Once again @booktrust.org.uk, a UK charity which gifts books to disadvantaged children, is running its Christmas donation drive. I’ve been a BookTrust supporter for many years; please consider making a donation to this excellent cause 📚💖

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Look!!! @loutreleaven.bsky.social look what Robbie picked from the school library!

The boy has good taste x x

Again! Again! The joys of reading out loud - and how it can support… Author Susannah Lloyd shares her tips for reading aloud with children, and shares how it can support communication skills.

Superb article about reading aloud. Yes! Yes! And yes!! #kidlituk
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Posted this and it said 'processing'.

Me too, Bluesky. Me too

No one talks about the BT Tower anymore.

My Google pixel changed its font and I'm not okay

The cover is reddish and maybe some vinyl records on it?

Blue sky, do your thing please:

What's the name of the fairly recent novel about two people bonding and falling in love over music, set in the 90s

Summer's out for school

I need to save this because I quote it all the time and couldn't find the tweet again, it's so the thing of our times

PUblic service reminder for authors: the PLR deadline is 30th June. Just got a nudge email from my agent so I am nudging you all. Do NOT leave it to the last minute cos then there's no chance to talk to anyone about any questions cos they're all flat out! #KidLItUK #AuthorSky

Coz he's frieze-ing