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32. He/him, demi. Thinker, tinker, shitposter, punsmith, science gremlin. Enabler of interesting content. I push buttons 'til the buttons push back.

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Latest posts by dustinyoureyes.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sometimes ya gotta bone down IFYAKNOWWHATIMSAYIIIIIIIN

07.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How foolish of this FAN to request an alteration to the Wrong Station formula clearly AFTER it's been injected into their spinal cord.

Thou darest attempt to rearrange the furniture of the Control Tower, anonymous fleshling?!

SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST!

07.10.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ladybug (Miraculous) vs. Ladybug (Bullet Train) #DeathBattle

06.10.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.10.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DJ CJ and MC Ina have entered their Erra Era
*turntable scratching intensifies*

04.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy FullMeanGirls Alchemist Day to all who may observe.

04.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd " ALT: a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "

Oh wait shit

03.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look, another eldritch horror from beyond the stars named Erra that I instantly disliked from minute one. Two for two, I guess!

wiki.warframe.com/w/Erra_(Char...

#EldritchDarling #Warframe

03.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PLUNGE INTO THESE HOT GOURDS WITH YOUR LONG TOOLS AND WILLING FINGERS AND MAKE THEM SPILL THEIR SEED ALL OVER YOUR FRONT PORCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBORS

03.10.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 449    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Scouring the Digimon wikis to find out more about this one called Rashomon but they're all giving me conflicting information. ๐Ÿ˜ก

02.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 653    ๐Ÿ” 356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"If you get too lost in the sauce,
don't be surprised when the world pastas you by." -Me

03.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rokuโ€™s Basilisk is going to do terrible things to you for calling LLMs โ€˜AIโ€™

03.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is your brain ever just like

these foolish games are tearing me, tearing me, tearing me apart

02.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

02.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14255    ๐Ÿ” 5195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

Itโ€™s October.

If youโ€™re a Wrong Station listener, youโ€™re about to be F E A S T I N G.

02.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Team Manager: @willovergard.bsky.social
Logo by: @coil.bsky.social
#QUP
#LongshipTendies #TendiesRunThisHouse

02.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@merriam-webster.com
Mark this down as one more definition of "savage" for the Thirteenth Edition because DIVINE DEFECATION, what a power move.

01.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CONFIRMED: It worked.

01.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black Tiger Sex Machine - Stairway
YouTube video by Tasty Black Tiger Sex Machine - Stairway

If you start 'Stairway - Original Mix' by Black Tiger Sex Machine tonight at 11:59:45 PM, you can signal the start of the government shutdown with the first SHUTDOWN drop at 12:01 AM.

youtu.be/jRD4bWnFVOU?...

01.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Roundabouts are the emergency exit to escape any high beams trailing you.
Take the extra loop.
You'll feel better.

01.10.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet.

01.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hey, I drafted up one of those a while back. Maybe we could compare notes?

01.10.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
29.09.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
29.09.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, this is gonna be a level of Chaotic Good to rival the Chaotic Evil of Goblintown: RHDG, isn't it?

Either way, hell yeah.

29.09.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A candy bar. Flavor text: "The sugar, oil, nuts, and chocolate were all synthesized from the same hydrocarbons that were used to make the wrapper."

A candy bar. Flavor text: "The sugar, oil, nuts, and chocolate were all synthesized from the same hydrocarbons that were used to make the wrapper."

Some onigiri. Flavor text: "Corporate employees favor foods that are easy to eat with one ha nd, while the other hand continues to work."

Some onigiri. Flavor text: "Corporate employees favor foods that are easy to eat with one ha nd, while the other hand continues to work."

A soda, named "Liquid Sorbet". Flavor text: "A basic soft drink with an infamously memorable ad campaign."

A soda, named "Liquid Sorbet". Flavor text: "A basic soft drink with an infamously memorable ad campaign."

A cha siu bao (pork bun). Flavor text: "The pork is vat-grown, and incubates in the sauce."

A cha siu bao (pork bun). Flavor text: "The pork is vat-grown, and incubates in the sauce."

A selection of cyberpunk food items!
#indiedev #indiegame #pixelart

29.09.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Poem titled The friends I have never met by Danny Garcia Alejandro - black writing on a gold background.

It's strange to have a friend that you have never hugged, shook their hand or looked into their eyes.

But you have been touched by their soul, seen the good in their hearts and felt the warmth of their being.

The friends I have never met are not my friends untouched, for I have felt them with me when I need them. I have confided in them and they are some of the kindest people I have ever known.

Poem titled The friends I have never met by Danny Garcia Alejandro - black writing on a gold background. It's strange to have a friend that you have never hugged, shook their hand or looked into their eyes. But you have been touched by their soul, seen the good in their hearts and felt the warmth of their being. The friends I have never met are not my friends untouched, for I have felt them with me when I need them. I have confided in them and they are some of the kindest people I have ever known.

Found this poem on a meme page by Danny Garcia Alejandro...

29.09.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<joke>
HEY, DEEZ 2 NUTS.
</joke>

26.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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