Author K.E. Bartlet 🫡🖍️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

So, like every non narcissist out there, I'm normally my worst critic. I constantly think my writing sucks, no matter how much I'm told otherwise.

But today, reading my WIP to update my character database, I found that I actually liked my writing :)

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In other words, I’d like some of whatever drugs Trumpty Dumpty seems to be on.

Might need it to escape the hellscape.

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So I’m not a Bad Bunny fan (just not for me), but what the hell is Trumpty Dumpty on to be able to say “Best Stock Market and 401(k)s in History”, all while slamming “Fake News”.

You don’t have to be a quant to realize that we’re not doing well. Or super educated to realize who’s fake news.

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The “pattern of life intelligence” is also just … the result of moving around in public spaces, as in places that the government has already determined to not have a reasonable expectation of privacy.

Inconvenient how laws work, huh, you tyrants and jackboots. (Rhetorical you, not Lindsay)

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I mean … the military & the IC use Open Source Intel too.

It’s kinda like how when people say “military grade encryption”, they’re still referring to the same PGP basis for use of AES-256 that banks use.

It’s just linguistic stupidity on the part of Fox (I mean Fake, but …) News.

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One of my favorite ... terms of endearment, just in the toxic U.S. Military way, is "waste of oxygen". Sure, it's dark and twisty in all of the possible ways, but it's how I cope with the world.

So don't waste oxygen!

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As inspired by the Saint Augustine quote "In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery?", came up with a more irreverent, modern, & degenerate spin.
#liberty
#freedom
#rights
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#usa
#government
#republican
#democrat
#maga
#fuckmaga
#trump
#fucktrump
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#fuckice

Inspired by the #thewestwing episode Isaac and Ishmael, all while sad that this even exists in 2026. We could use some Toby, Josh (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social), Sam, just minus the parts that definitely didn't age well. And ofc, some C.J.!
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#teaparty
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Thanks! I’m actually waiting on some feedback for Book 4 and almost done with Book 5 + a little prequel short I’m hoping to offer for free as a reader magnet.

I just happened to like some of the punchier parts of Book 2 more for my first book related social media post.

Glad you loved it tho! :)

Nothing against authors who post about their books 24/7, because we have to eat too, but I tried to not be that way. But here it is, my 1st one. Hope you enjoy this snippet of my 2nd book, Operation Danger Close.

Books2Read.com/OperationDangerClose

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Remember that the petulant manchild turned dick-tater isn’t stronger than the rest of us put together. Be Always Faithful to Not For Self But For Country, This We’ll Defend, so we can Fly, Fight, Win.

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#portland
#frogs
#fuckice
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We the Politicians ... Orgasm Inequality

Not the best at containing my #showerthoughts, but I just realized that #Trump might be the best thing to ever happen for terrorist recruiters.

Back in the day, they'd have to work. "They let women drive, go to school, show skin..."

Now, all they have to say is "Donald Trump."

#maga
#politics

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SHAME ON JD VANCE!!! He sh9uld bow to her & salute every time shes in his vicinity.

#ShameOnVance

Because JD Vance has Dishonor, Cowardice, and Infidelity.

Like he's trying to play stupid games to win the stupid prize of biggest embarrassment to the Gun Club in history.

Because ICE wants to upgrade from Idiotic Christofascism Enforcers to International Christofascism Enforcers.

"They had the professional demeanor of criminals".

This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.

"I begged my wife for the last two months to stop calling me flaccid. That kind of rhetoric needed to stop. I said to her in March--if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be a black eye. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anyone with a black eye. But I warned her."

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Inspired by the online slogan "If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing" and a whole lot of frustration with people thinking they can tell other people what to do.

F*ck HOAs and anyone else that wants to deprive us of our fundamental #rights.

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Do remember to hydrate. Otherwise, you might die-drate, bye-drate-ing on off of this mortal coil.

Congratu-ma-lations for surviving my terrible sense of humor! Promise it's over for now :)

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#parody
#jokes
#dadjokes
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So I realize that my lack of skills can’t do #NoahWyle justice, but I tried. Altho tbf, it wasn’t that long since I started w/ Polandballs (where shitty is the style), so I’m still proud of it. Hope you enjoy the humor & the Uncle Sam poster tribute!

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#thepitt
#fanart

When you’re the American Gestapo & you realize you work for a puppy killer who doesn’t know you don’t point a weapon at anything you aren’t willing to kill.

Or when you realize she’d totally kill you & they’d cover it up just like they cover everything else up.

#kristinoem
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Let's remember to pull a #cassiemckay from #thepitt and "be kind to yourself" and to others. You never know what people have been through before you met them and what they're going through in that moment too.
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#polandball
#mentalhealth
#vet
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#usmc
#marines
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Nuff said. If you like the take, please like, subscribe, follow, message, or so on. More in the links at the bottom.

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We need a new Nuremberg Trial. These assholes need to be reminded that actions have consequences and that the rest of us aren’t as weak as they’d like us to believe we are.

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