Filtertron59

It's always two weeks. I guess Diaper Donald is telling us how long it takes for his brain to catch up with current events...

America needs someone like Springsteen to run for POTUS in 2028. He's on record as saying he's unqualified for the job, but so is the current occupier of the White House. Springsteen would unite people, rather than divide them. He'd truly make America great again.

Pfft. Pigs will fly.

Indeed. I'm still waiting for Elon Muck to sod off there.

I got to thinking today that Springsteen would make a good presidential candidate for the Democrats...

The Chinese have probably offered Trump something shiny.

Zero self-awareness on Price's part. She is one of the core reasons the LNP got absolutely hammered at the polls last week.

I didn't know livestock suppliers were open that late on a Saturday. I'm sure he was still able to feed the chooks once he got home, chicken feed or not.

Or, Champagne done?

I reckon McGrath quietly moved to a bar after the broadcast ended, and spent the rest of the evening sobbing uncontrollably into his beer. The publican probably ended up kicking McGrath out for killing the bar's vibe, and frightening customers away.

A plague of parasitic insects that needs to be exterminated.

We know who Trump's master is.

More bloviating from America's dumbest President.

Don't know about you, but I'm getting "Trump fatigue" in a big way.

I'm sick of hearing about the orange sprayed lump of lard, and the downright stupidity that keeps spilling out of his rodent-like mouth.

Putin thinks Trump is a joke - nothing more than a useful moron. It's blatantly obvious to everyone the world over, except Trump himself. That's how dumb and egocentric Trump is.

Price is odious. A shameless opportunist to the letter.

Trump is bloviating, as usual. Russia has something Trump wants, and he's looking for any reason (however flimsy) to lift sanctions. Is it cheap oil? Aluminium for Musk? Gas? A Nobel Peace Prize can't be Trump's only motivation. He doesn't care about people being killed. He's a low IQ sociopath.

Trump is the epitome of dumb, small dick energy.

Yep. What are the odds he bought a bulk shipment before he introduced his stupid tariffs?

Not bad, but shouldn't they be wearing MAGA hats?

Trump is the dumbest U.S President ever. Dubya once held the title, but he's a neurosurgeon in comparison.

China doesn't care about the tariffs. They don't pay for them, the American importers do. That cost is then passed onto Americans when they buy the goods.

Tariffs are a massive self-own.

Quite possibly less...Unless Trump's health finally fails, and he drops dead in the meantime (we can only hope).

Stay safe, Noel. America needs more people like you.

Trump responds well to flattery because he is egotcentric, and is a malignant narcissist. Jinping, Un and Putin all know this, and are able to manipulate Trump with relative ease. Trump being as dumb as he is, thinks they are all friends. In reality, Trump is just a useful moron to them.

A peace deal that Ukraine will pay dearly for, and Russia will reap all of the benefits from.

America could easily break Russia, but they won't do it because Trump doesn't have the balls to defy Putin.

Noel for President 2028!

It's weird seeing Donald talking about a power plant in a place he's never heard of, and will have most likely forgotten the name of as soon as he leaves the room to fill his face with cheeseburgers.

It's amazing what a bit of spray tan and Botox can do.

Alarm bells should be ringing in the White House right now...
Unfortunately, Trump is jonesing for a few lines of Adderall, and is also pre-occupied with ranting about the price of European booze after he introduced tariffs on it.

I don't know if even Trump would be dumb enough to believe that one. Still, if Trump thinks that Putin has made a fool out of him publicly, he'll take his revenge swiftly. This would no doubt be to Ukraine's benefit too.

Looks like he's jonesing for a few lines of Adderall, and he's also smarting that he didn't get an invite to the NATO meeting.

See Donny, that's what happens when you piss your allies off.