April Chick

THANK GOODNESS HE'S DOING IT

My account was apparently hacked several days ago. So if you got a message from "Jennifer", sorry y'all. She doesn't exist lol.

Looking forward to joining @jenpsaki.msnbc.com for her premiere episode tonight. Tune in to @msnbc.com at 9pm ET.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

My friends (who are also some of my fave game devs) are making an ADORABLE indie game and I get to join the cast of woodland critters! 🐿️🦔🦝🦡🍂🌰🌾http://www.playhawthorn.com/Crowdfunding

Pink magnolia blossoms viewed from below.

You can’t not stop during magnolia micro-season.

Photo of two book covers for "Lantern" and "Business Bird"

And the new zines are up in the shop! We will also have these in Montreal on MCAF (May 23-24-25)! Behold my paper children!

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tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: “We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.” Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirk—also supremely unfuckable—and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.

lmao

Grammar/punctuation shade is the best shade.

The QQuuuuuux Dom got me thinking about my design for the Dozam, a combo of the Dom and Adzam. 4 legs was an easy experiment but I think 3 was the better solve.

Bunsen is our mighty bear.
Bernoulli is our adorable goober.
Ginger is our gorgeous sassy cat.
Beaker is our heart. ❤️

I don’t blame anyone from Canada whose appetite for visiting the US might have soured.

But here in Illinois, we're ready to prove that Midwest nice is the closest thing to Canadian hospitality you can get south of Windsor.

Welcome to the Middle of Everything.

A light brown and white lop-eared bunny sits on a grassy field, looking curiously at the camera.

Remembering Jerry Nolan drummer for the New York Dolls

May 7, 1946 - January 14, 1992

New York Dolls - Looking for a Kiss

#punk #punks #punkrock #protopunk #newyorkdolls #jerrynolan #history #punkrockhistory #otd

He can’t accept that Canada is not for sale… will he try to take it eventually?

Good morning! To distract from today's Malice in Trumpland #dystopia here is a sweet #otter for you. #Breathe. #otters #animals #nature

Boogie Wonderland (1979)
Earth, Wind & Fire & The Emotions

This viral tiktok made me think of a fantastic article by my friend @melaniehamlett.bsky.social “men have no friends & women bear the burden”

The lesson to be learned from the development of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is very similar to the thing you can learn from Baldur's Gate 3, which is that if you were exactly that group of people at exactly that moment in time doing exactly that specific thing, it'll work out for you.

Today’s moment of tranquility was during my evening walk, down by the stream hidden amongst the houses where we live. #DogWalk

Great President
We had standing
The economy was booming
Planes had oversight
#Biden

trying to imagine the reaction to two planes falling off an aircraft carrier with kamala harris as president

If you watched all the new episodes of Andor tonight, you have a reasonably good sense of what quite possibly lies ahead for America.

I pray it isn't so. I fear it is. I am resolved to stand up and be counted—but also wise enough to know that none of us know yet what that will look like or require.

currently making 18 grammy squares for a bag!! 🧶
#crochet #grannysquare #showmeyourknits

That's it. The dumbest conversation on this platform.

Apparently, I made up House of Leaves. It's not a real book that's been in print for 25 years.

Olaf the black and white tuxedo cat begging for food. Again.

Hooman. Where. Are. My. Morsels? #cats

It’s still hard for me to process that we voted last November to chomp down on the cyanide capsule

Thank you Portland, Maine🦞

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5.7 Burlington, VT
5.9 Concord, NH
5.9 Medford, MA
5.11 Montclair, NJ
5.12 Huntington, NY
5.14 Syracuse, NY
5.15 Scranton, PA
5.16 Erie, PA
5.17 Shippensburg, PA
5.18 Collingswood, NJ

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As #goldenweek comes to a close, the girls get one last chance to be in the sun. #gogoandyart ##gabbyghost #violentiger #ocs #art #goldenbikini