Ali Baughman

I’m sure my gentle giant wouldn’t mind being loaned out. 🙂

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I’m not a big spoon, babe. I’m a damn ladle.

He said “a cold manicotti” 🤷‍♀️

Rob: “Manicotti is like the enchiladas of pasta.”

Deal!

I’ll have to bake some for our trip out there. You’d love these. ❤️

Snow days are for baking cookies.

With how much “stop, drop, and roll” was ingrained in me as a child, I thought catching on fire was a legit daily threat.

Depends on when your normal bedtime is.

My advice? Do the dumb silly stuff that pops into your head at 3am. What’s the worst that can happen? People call you weird? My friend in weirdness, that ship has sailed right off the edge of the earth.

Believe it or not, I just got my very first talking board. The people who worked at the antique store thanked me for buying it because apparently it’s been causing trouble… 👀

A few offerings:
Danny Dough-Vito
Chappell Dough-n
A Starter Called Bread (like A Tribe Called Quest)
Bob the Starter (like Bob the Drag Queen)

Are we still using jade rollers or nah?

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A group chat I’m in is *LIT* right now because we all started submitting suggestions for mobster names. An offering:
Jimmy Knees
Tony Glasses
Ralphie Pockets
Danny the Thumb
Frankie SeeSaw
And Dante Fondue
I am *dying* 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely! Even on rainy days I tend to tip more.

🚨PSA for snowed in folks🚨: if you order food for delivery, SHOVEL A WALKWAY FOR THEM. They don’t make much money and they don’t deserve wet socks.

Pure winter bliss.

The first text I sent from my first iPhone was to my sister

Happy New Years!

How's this for NYE: I'm DJing for the very first time at a black tie event to help a friend out who called me at 10am. I've researched the program via youtube videos, I'm setting up the equipment by myself, and I'm emceeing a midnight countdown. Luckily, I'm fearless. DJ El-vibe-ra in the house!

Just a couple of elder-goths at the club with the baby bats. 🦇

Spending time with these lovable weirdos. 🥰

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🎵So this is Christmas🎶

The key to using heat without fucking up your hair is putting something on it before applying heat. I use this Redken spray and it is *amazing*. Even after a blowout my hair feels soft and healthy.

I've used those foam rollers over night and they're okay. I lack patience though and just end up using either a curling iron or a round brush on damp hair.

Bingo!

I saw a video of a theory that Santa and the elves have been watching Scott and *chose* him to be the new Santa. The fall was choreographed and all the rest was planned as a way to get him into the job.

YouTube video by Lily Andromeda Live and Learn - Lily Andromeda [Crush 40 Cover]

My friend, Lily Andromeda, did a thing, and it freaking SLAPS. Not just for #sonicthehedgehog fans!
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A silk pajamas brunch party that turned into a silk pajamas pizza-and-movie evening that is about to conclude with silk pajamas and reading by the fire night... is there a more perfect day? 🍷