just aftiej 🥂🍂🍁

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Yes of course, and the woman is required to have a well-stocked fridge.

i have an idea for a dating app called “Ideal Husband” where you select an average-looking man and he comes over to your house and, without saying a word, does the dishes and eats your pussy for a couple of hours before silently making you a snack and seeing himself out

also, in keeping with Vance’s view of american identity, only white people are fully American with the right to critique or dissent. nonwhites must show proper gratitude (supporting Trump or marrying JD Vance) before they can speak critically of the country (in approved ways, of course)

this is also white nationalist framing straight from the Jim Crow era, as if Joy Reid citizenship is a gift from Vance, whose belonging is of course unquestioned

it’s what @profkori.bsky.social would call “know your place aggression”

is there a single person in the admin who isn’t a pedophile, closet-case, or sexual sadist?

Stephen Colbert - JD Vance Sombrero Meme

simply having the thought to do this should put you under a prison

if i were still in college, i’d be writing all my papers about how the Trump administration is a group of deeply sick people who are acting their dark, repressed, sadistic sexual fantasies out on the American people through cruel and destructive government actions.

Yeah he’s a complete misogynist

the hateful shit he wrote about the woman who raised him makes me think he’s not capable of the Human Emotion of Gratitude

seems like people might finally be waking up to how boring, greedy, and problematic she is 🎤

Opinion | ‘Reading Rainbow’ returns to a country far more hostile to books — and diversity "Reading Rainbow" returns after 19 years and, fittingly, lands a day before 2025's "Banned Books Week."

“When Burton was hosting the show, there did not appear to be many people arguing against the idea of introducing children to books by authors of different colors, cultures, ethnicities and experiences.” My column at @msnbc.com www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

that’s a cop 🐷

I will neither confirm nor deny that I am the person under that mask.

as promised

I look like a mom so this is a legit strategy.

i accidentally bought 6 lbs of mandarin oranges, so if any needs a snack, hmu 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

Indirectly calling your dog! 🥰🤣

So at the time the admin bragged they were cartel drug runners, then they joked about killing fisherman, then it seems someone realized all of that proves it was simply murder, and now they're retroactively claiming it was an undeclared war.

Still just murder, still can't blow up civilian boats.

As for me, I am not a pessimist of any kind. And these tech bros are not optimists. They are autocratic extractionists and I’m against that.

how many american comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival will make it home in one piece, do you think?

israel has kidnapped Greta Thunberg and are now holding her hostage

LOL not a chance

hahahahaha fuck

Screenshot taken 10/1/2025 of the US Department of Housing and Urban Development official website. A large red banner at the top of screen reads "The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need."

This is *one of* the most unprofessional things I've seen from a government agency.

a man with a mustache says " don 't sass me " while sitting at a desk Alt: a man with a mustache says " don 't sass me " while sitting at a desk

“There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.”

Jane Goodall

Jane Goodall

Jane Goodall

Jane Goodall

RIP Queen

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91