me when I board the subway in ridgewood
09.01.2026 03:13 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0@tetrarchy.bsky.social
she/it π³οΈββ§οΈ | yet another uncrowned queen in Kings County. unreconstructed faggot. yell at me about biking, sailing, metal, or just punch me in the stomach really hard | @urbaneurban on twitter
me when I board the subway in ridgewood
09.01.2026 03:13 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 1 π 02026... "YEAR 0" FOR FORTRESS CITY "NEO BODEGAGRAD"... BLOOD TO BROWNSTONE WINDOWS... NEW CLASS OF "ZMUGGLERZ" SELL ZYN SINGLES IN RUINED TIMES SQUARE AKA "PRONOUNS SQUARE"... RENTS PAID IN ROLLER ITEMS TO SUBWAY RATS AS NEW CITY LANDLORDS... PODCASTERS FACE PUBLIC EXECUTION... ENTER SNAKE PLISSKEN
16.08.2025 06:26 β π 74 π 23 π¬ 1 π 0comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out
comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background
comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights
comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
I was shown a video clip of a really funny Egyptian gamer playing this airport TSA game without credit. I couldn't find the source, but I at least translated it so our non-Arabic speaking friends can join in. Game is Airport Security Guard.
24.11.2025 09:40 β π 77 π 32 π¬ 2 π 0cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
18.11.2025 13:59 β π 2114 π 565 π¬ 18 π 10WRONG! Benefit and A. Yes i agree with
01.11.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I learned not only did Keynes like dudes he seemed to be in a contest to have the most sex with dudes ever and was winning.
30.10.2025 04:33 β π 167 π 6 π¬ 2 π 2One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced βand not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckettβs most famous work without knowing anything about it
08.10.2025 21:26 β π 4985 π 884 π¬ 33 π 611"Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here." Anna Bower Monday, October 20, 2025, 5:40 PM Share On: f X inK My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
βAnna, Lindsey Halligan here,β it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
this is a dark day for california's many historic downtown parking lots and strip malls
10.10.2025 16:43 β π 441 π 58 π¬ 9 π 0Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
08.10.2025 18:48 β π 7353 π 2638 π¬ 48 π 93ridgewood mutuals would you like to get coffee while my hair dries. forgot most of you migrated here
06.10.2025 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The waiters said I couldnβt do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the waiters
28.09.2025 17:46 β π 203 π 37 π¬ 0 π 0a boxcar with graffiti parody of the nine inch nails album cover art for "pretty hate machine" but it says "nine inch rails pretty freight machine"
what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine
25.09.2025 18:56 β π 2275 π 746 π¬ 20 π 15CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
americans may decide they're tired of the rules-based international order but they are not going to enjoy what comes after
22.09.2025 16:42 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
16.09.2025 13:24 β π 19887 π 2680 π¬ 240 π 177βif it injects it leadsβ
13.09.2025 22:14 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Results of the NYT mayoral poll by topic, showing 43% of those polled think Mamdani would be best on Israel/Palestine
I'm sorry, why did the NYT poll Israel/Palestine in the NYC mayoral race
09.09.2025 23:17 β π 144 π 21 π¬ 20 π 12Lana Wachowski is living the dream
31.07.2025 15:07 β π 110 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0anyway I hate them for reducing me, for reducing us, to this. I have no illusions about the necessity of it right now, or how things were in the past, but it's still a degradation from how things were even in the comparatively recent past. I hate the politics of eternity and the death of the future.
04.08.2025 15:56 β π 443 π 46 π¬ 8 π 3faggot son or hon daughter
29.05.2025 18:52 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0the thing is 3rd parties are de facto illegal in this county, indeed arguably so are political parties period in the traditional European sense
16.05.2025 12:20 β π 197 π 21 π¬ 10 π 4this is so funny. James Comey beastmode
16.05.2025 01:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A somewhat hot take: the intense localism of U.S. politics is bad, generates both nepotism and other forms of corruption, and shuts out talent because they happen to have been born in a very red area or state. More people should move and run for office!
12.05.2025 22:07 β π 297 π 20 π¬ 15 π 13