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TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

It’s about time someone stopped an Israeli bomb

New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast

theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...

lmao shaq is DJing at the salt shed www.ticketmaster.com/dj-diesel-ak...

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

Check the date baby we're right on schedule

DO THIS TO LAKESHORE DRIVE, DAMMIT

The champagne businesses in the U.S.

Wow the German exit poll

When he and Obama perform the Sisters number from White Christmas

⚠️ Please stop showing me photos of Curtis Yarvin ⚠️

I believe you and they should make a show of that timeline

You need to be Montreal-maxing. You need to be parles in franglais. You need to be taking the Orange line. You need to be eating smoked meat. You need to be drinking boréale. You need to be voting for the liberals and telling people you voted QS. You need to be Montreal-maxing.

IDOT 2025 inspo board

I don’t think it’s appropriate for universities to invest in weapons manufacturing even if there wasn’t a genocide happening.

Officer down party image

Checking the news after a long day away

theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

Jamie XX’s new album is a banger

CTA Boss Spent More Time Traveling World Than Visiting Chicago Transit Stations, Schedule Shows While CTA riders coped with dirty and delayed trains and buses, Dorval Carter spent more than three months traveling to other transit systems around the world. A yearlong snapshot of his schedule show...

called my alders office, emailed the Mayor and the Governor. someone needs to fire dorval carter and preferably before CTA reaches a point where it can not be rescued.

blockclubchicago.org/2024/08/28/c...

Have I lost my fucking mind, or was there a post going around like last week or month where some fuckin AI had made a prediction that Oasis would get back together and do a sold out tour at Wembley in 2025??

Walz is also the first Dem on the national ticket since 1980 without a law school degree.

put it in the democratic platform

Monday night: Watches, warnings in effect across Chicagoland Live Updates: CHICAGO — A round of storms is bringing severe weather threats to Chicagoland on Monday night. At 8:55 p.m. the National Weather Service reported a confirmed tornado near Sugar Grove.…

"As of 9:45 p.m. the NWS reports 10 active tornadoes in the Chicago area amid intense storms."

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