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@timplatt.bsky.social

check out -my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms! -Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack - RUDE TALES OF MAGIC & OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE wherever you get podcasts

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thank you. a big part of me still doesn’t believe you but thank you. I know you mean it and that matters today.

14.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gooootcha I didn’t even think of that. it definitely sucks all around but for sure it becomes more difficult for different situations. truly sorry. This feels pretty bad lol

14.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry! I wish he had given us all more advance notice! I think this sucks!

14.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HEY!

14.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And now here they are, the Official Top 10 episodes from our First 100!

Congrats to everyone who voted, and if you're still in line- STAY IN LINE!

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it’s his time!

13.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

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Patrons saw today's comic an entire day early over on patreon.com/bransonreese. Who knows what forbidden early comics and bonus content awaits you?

12.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Long-sleeve Wuthering Heights t-shirt featuring Heathcliff and Cathy

Long-sleeve Wuthering Heights t-shirt featuring Heathcliff and Cathy

left sleeve reading "WHATEVER OUR SOULS ARE MADE OF"

left sleeve reading "WHATEVER OUR SOULS ARE MADE OF"

right sleeve reading "HIS AND MINE ARE THE SAME β™₯β™₯"

right sleeve reading "HIS AND MINE ARE THE SAME β™₯β™₯"

my bro is doing pre-orders for a very limited 2nd run of the beloved 2021 amfmpm x vanity publishing WUTHERING HEIGHTS tee and longsleeve, silkscreened and heat-set by hand. get it! vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-... β™₯β™₯

12.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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Get more from Branson Reese on Patreon creating comics

Relaunched my Patreon to help cover bills and afford to keep making Swan Boys. Swan Boy is -and will always be- a free comic but now you can get access to comics a day early, as well as behind the scenes art and bonus content.

www.patreon.com/bransonreese

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Nothing good can come of this

10.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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MY INFANT SON ISN’T LAUGHING AT MY WORK

open.substack.com/pub/timbeaux...

10.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the key the skating be the spins

08.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Moving Song

07.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FEBRUARY 17th. THE FINAL NETHERMURK. WHO WILL SURVIVE?

05.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

survival of the kindest!!!!

05.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NETHERMURK EPISODE 35: A Visit to Baltimore!

03.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

dangnabbit!!!

02.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and that was NON fiction!! Can you imagine if he committed to the novel!??

01.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mad Men’s big mistake was making Kinsey the office’s writer of fiction. Should have been Roger and it should have been novels.

01.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's hilarious as all hell but also really insightful and smart. He makes mistakes for sure doesn't let them dampen his light.

01.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There would be no Don Draper without Roger fucking Sterling. Badassery begets a badass every time.

01.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Text Reads:

Thursday January 29th
Starting 7pm PT

$10 Item Drop!
$15 Stage Hazard!
$20 Everyone Changes Characters!
$25 Change A Rule

Every $50
Stage Changes & Gm Adds New Combat Rule

Text Reads: Thursday January 29th Starting 7pm PT $10 Item Drop! $15 Stage Hazard! $20 Everyone Changes Characters! $25 Change A Rule Every $50 Stage Changes & Gm Adds New Combat Rule

We'll be playing YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY by @timplatt.bsky.social tonight in support of the Frontline Organizers in Minnesota!

Donate to throw items, fuck up the stage, force characters swaps, and even add rules that YOU make up* to the game!

*as long as it respects our cast!

AND you can win ⬇️

29.01.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”‹β„οΈπŸοΈOH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACEπŸοΈβ„οΈπŸ”‹

Episode 103: The Ones Who Visit Melas-One

29.01.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

incredibly moving episode tomorrow. can't wait for you to hear it.

28.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
4 images with heavy pixelation are shown on the screen. It is stylized like an arcade fighting game. Above the images reads: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

The images are a box of Valentine's Chocolate, a stack of pancakes, a French revolutionary, and a cow wearing a flower crown

4 images with heavy pixelation are shown on the screen. It is stylized like an arcade fighting game. Above the images reads: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER The images are a box of Valentine's Chocolate, a stack of pancakes, a French revolutionary, and a cow wearing a flower crown

Text Reads:

Thursday January 29th
Starting 7pm PT

$10 Item Drop!
$15 Stage Hazard!
$20 Everyone Changes Characters!
$25 Change A Rule

Every $50
Stage Changes & Gm Adds New Combat Rule

Text Reads: Thursday January 29th Starting 7pm PT $10 Item Drop! $15 Stage Hazard! $20 Everyone Changes Characters! $25 Change A Rule Every $50 Stage Changes & Gm Adds New Combat Rule

TOMORROW at 7pm PT join us for YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY: FATE OF THE WORLD EDITION by @timplatt.bsky.social!

While Christmas sleeps, four Holidays will battle to see who can be THE BIG ONE

Donate to affect the fights and raise funds for MN Frontline Organizers!

🎨: @locallvluplady.bsky.social

28.01.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Kate is fantastic!

28.01.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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