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@ldnmike.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ» northerner living in London | dog dad | data nerd | existential dread | Bees 🐝 πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨ Husband to @ealingsam.bsky.social 🐢 Hugo the Jug 🎢 House, D&B, Electro, Indie πŸ‹οΈ Swimming, Weight Lifting, Running

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Not sure how @ldnmike.bsky.social has convinced an Irish pub in Prague to change the channel from rugby to the #BREBRI game, but he has #FPL

21.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty face, great ass.

21.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Streeting's email to Labour MPs - kicks off with a flat lie.

Cass did not recommend a ban. In fact she recommended exactly the opposite to what Labour has done. (webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukgwa/202503...)

20.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 501    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 18
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Prague is a ridiculously pretty city but wow is it furiously cold. Its warmed up to a peak of 1c in the very welcome midday sun β˜€οΈ

20.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, people who have been in bbc comedy shows?

20.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl Hoopla is a rip off. Β£200 weekend ticket and the lineup is not even mid.

I do like scissor sisters, i’ve seen them twice & they’re great, but Β£200 is actual festival prices and the lineup is mostly filler.

Just because its LGBTQ+ doesn’t mean we should have to pay through the nose for less.

18.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On weight tracking I’d recommend weighing daily (controversial?) and then taking the lowest over the week. Try to beat that low the next week.

Theres tons of reasons weight can jump temporarily but you cant weigh less than you do, so min over a period is accurate & less likely to give highs & lows.

17.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MyFitnessPal is free & has calorie tracking with lots of regular UK supermarket foods already in the database.

17.02.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you stick to about 2000kcal per day you’ll lose at least ~1lb per week (more if you’re also exercising) and it won’t feel like a diet; but you’d lose ~1st+ in 3 months.

17.02.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Β£160 to visit but its time and materials on top if they’re laying pipe.

17.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big game tonight: The giants of Macclesfield meet the titans of Brentford, making them all seem normal sized.

You bees! 🐝

16.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still thinking about this lasagne. 5 layers, mix beef & pork, white sauce with nutmeg and mozzarella on top.

15.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, sorry it came across that way.

15.02.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The foundation of a solid marriage. Many happy returns to you both πŸ˜‰

15.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ffs that was more swim than run.

15.02.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ive not been for a run for so long ive lost my running shoes πŸ’€

15.02.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to go for a run but it’s pissing it down and my glutes & hams are achy from a 15km hill walk yesterday.

Please send inspiring & motivational memes (or noodz).

15.02.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ”₯

15.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To beard or not to beard: what are bloomfie’s thoughts? Short, medium or long?

15.02.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Good work!

15.02.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not great at getting it symmetrical but Turkish barbers are fab for a beard shape up, and usually not expensive.

15.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks good, did you put sour cream & dill on it?

14.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lasagne is my love language ngl.

14.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shes back in the kitchen. Lasagne on its way for the husbibi ❀️

14.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Igor Thiago is so lovely. I’m really genuinely happy for him. He’s living his dream and I’m here for it.

🐝

14.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brentford were sensational tonight.

12.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(25*10)+(4+1)

10.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(((100+75)*3)-25)+(6-1)

10.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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