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Noah Phense

@brannockdevice.bsky.social

Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.

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That DC Drano is kind of a douche.

He should post on Blue sky

07.04.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could we go back to the Brown suit thing??

07.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ResistAndUnsubscribe.com

06.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have billions of examples of computers that can almost be intelligent and run on very low power.

8.5 billion examples.

03.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do we dilly dally until march for another no kings?

28.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abolish. ice. ๐Ÿ’”

27.01.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17228    ๐Ÿ” 8568    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1075    ๐Ÿ“Œ 917
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Hereโ€™s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.

ICE is riddled with sex criminals.

A January 2026 report by the Pacific Antifascist Research Collective identified 30 ICE and CBP agents with documented convictions and arrests, some for serious violent and sexual crimes.

At least 20 committed offenses with underage victims.

27.01.2026 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1894    ๐Ÿ” 1177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 158

Feels???

27.01.2026 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IMMORALโ€ฆ

This drawing was made by one of the 5 year old El Gamal twins. It shows children behind bars with the caption, โ€œIโ€™m 5 years old.โ€

An immigration judge denied them bond, citing โ€œinsufficient assets.โ€ These children could remain in detention for years while their case is appealed.

27.01.2026 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5238    ๐Ÿ” 2930    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 341    ๐Ÿ“Œ 258
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lead the retreat!

27.01.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Greenland has fewer people than my unincorporated small town.

14.01.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's time to look for new leadership in America

17.01.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

16.01.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8479    ๐Ÿ” 2706    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 334    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

Remember when COVEFE was the worst we had to deal with?

Good times.

16.01.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come cross the streams!

16.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if it will be called the Vichy Nobel Prize??

16.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This f****** clown is our Nero

15.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See also: voters

15.01.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: the Constitution actually prescribes checks and balances on power that are not supposed to be gutted by some random South African dude. Also, there are supposed to be three branches, not just one madman and a party and a Supreme Court sane-washing every crazy thing he babbles.

14.01.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asking for a Nation

14.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Men of good faith tried their best to foresee all possible abuses but it was not their trade.
A deviant crook would have been helpful in writing the constitution.
Like casinos who hire ex-cheaters to moniror gambling operations.

14.01.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Exactly โ€” Except the forefathers obviously didnโ€™t fathom so many would be corrupt all at once. Otherwise it wouldnโ€™t have been written so loosely. With so many laws open to interpretation. Itโ€™s actually quite stunning how frail the constitution has turned out to be.

14.01.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/samh...

14.01.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?

14.01.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4763    ๐Ÿ” 723    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 512    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

Still no Epstein files.

14.01.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3416    ๐Ÿ” 725    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Greenland has fewer people than my unincorporated small town.

14.01.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's your age again?

06.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will get off your porch now.

Happy May Day.

06.01.2026 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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