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Noah Phense

@brannockdevice.bsky.social

Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.

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There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.

Cowards

08.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28841    ๐Ÿ” 5701    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 791    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178

I should have turned on TV before bluesky when i woke at 6:11 am local.

08.11.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or politicians comfortable

07.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

o

07.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's trying to beat his record

07.11.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about Schumer offers to vote on clean resolution IF the house votes on Epstein files with rep Adelita Grijalva included?

07.11.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about Schumer offers to vote on clean resolution IF the house votes on Epstein files with rep Adelita Grijalva included?

07.11.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sandwich guy got off

07.11.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to hold it in. Seems to work for a lot of people.

05.11.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For Marco, stroking his boss is not work. So your observation also holds at the cabinet level.

05.11.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hoping for an own goal

05.11.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ultrarich also have assets and investments and properties and other ties that are not movable.

Just because they physically leave the country doesn't really do anything.

05.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reports suggest that between 100,000 to 275,000 military families may be eligible for SNAP benefits.

03.11.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reports suggest that between 100,000 to 275,000 military families may be eligible for SNAP benefits.

03.11.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At my house when my mother made beef tongue, we would fight over who got to eat the tip.

03.11.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just the bottom

03.11.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
StandUp for Kids | Ending the Cycle of Youth Homelessness StandUp For Kids helps homeless and street kids every day in cities across America. We carry out our mission through our volunteers, who go to the streets.

And Check out nation wide StandUpForKids.org

Helping kids who are homeless and at riskโ€ฆ

30.10.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sending anyone in my building to the MAGA Moron who lives next door to me.
He was bragging about how cheap eggs were going to be last Thanksgiving. And they all treat him like he's not a Fascist.
Let's see him feed them despite being on SNAP himself.

30.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great idea

30.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wherever there is a WinCo Foods (only some states have them): WinCo gift cards can buy any groceries or other needed items but not alcohol/tobacco or give cash back.

30.10.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made me cry...

30.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does the USA have such a ridiculous budget system, where they have contracted employees they must pay, but politicians can deny access to existing funds to do so until they have finished their ridiculous "who blinks first" stand-off?

30.10.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My food bank asks us to give Aldi cards. Gives folks freedom to buy what they need, not necessarily whatโ€™s available. Since we are running low.

30.10.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The need for charity is directly proportional to the failure of government

31.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom should just announce today.

Light a fire under Trump's butt and maybe get some mistakes out of him.

30.10.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.

30.10.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.

30.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every monday and thursday

30.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.

30.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.

30.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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