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Keith Ivey

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A professional hypnotherapist in search of mastery of the hypnotic art; a recipient of amazing friendships; an admirer of those who skillfully assemble words to inspire, entertain and inform; uninterested in conversations with young women.

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She is hours away from being killed. Tell her to watch her back.

22.07.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWeโ€? I know you were starting a discussion, but you were old enough to know that Congress is the body that would be in Congress from owning stocks and in a capitalistic society Congress ainโ€™t gonna do none of that shit in fact, Congress ainโ€™t gonna do nothing without the approval of Donald J.

22.07.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just her Joe Scarboroughโ€™s interview with the motherfucker in charge of ice. My message to Joe is this: go fuck yourself.

22.07.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A member of trumpโ€™s administration asking if someone has crossed the line is the funniest shit. Iโ€™ve heard all day.

14.02.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA folks have forgotten the first law of physics: โ€œFor every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.โ€ The election was not the end. It was the beginning.

27.12.2024 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good Sunday morning! Today is day six of my Covid quarantine. Show my days pretty well planned. For the rest of you, I hope that you have the kind of day that you desire!

15.12.2024 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia Russia Russia

13.12.2024 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m sorry! Did I miss the part where my generation is asking your generation for sympathy? I donโ€™t think so. Get over yourself.

13.12.2024 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In order to keep prices low, the prices have to be low now and then something happens to stabilize them. Prices are not low right now, so thereโ€™s no reason to talk about keeping them low. And besides, businesses are not in the business of keeping prices low, this is America after all.

13.12.2024 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yet, we are not surprised and his cult members do not care.

13.12.2024 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put her on the restaurant on your list of places Iโ€™ll never visit again; advise her manager of my decision and why (with no expectation of surprise); ask her for a photo; give her 20% tip so she has no complaint; take s photo of the restaurant exterior; post my story and photos all over the internet

13.12.2024 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s not normal to glamorize HATE!

12.12.2024 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Watch him laughโ€ฆ

12.12.2024 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The day that political violence is acceptable is the day the game is over!

12.12.2024 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wray is a pussy just like Joe Scarborough. They want to play by the rules of 1950. They have not learned yet the rules no longer apply.

12.12.2024 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I shall buy a copy and then burn it!

12.12.2024 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am with you. The winter coat I bought in Boston walks out of my apartment with me every cold day here in Atlanta.

12.12.2024 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in Georgia. I do not need a tool to look at my neighborhood. Millions of years old. Iโ€™ll have to do is look out my window.

12.12.2024 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My apologies re: my last post. I know better than to tell a joke to a professional comedian. But, when I read your post, my post sort of slipped out and found its way to my finger and before I knew it, there it was!

12.12.2024 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The refrigerator door

12.12.2024 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have powerful friendships!

12.12.2024 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re looking for a clever Christmas movie, I highly recommend Red One.

12.12.2024 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the next four years he is welcome in the White House.

12.12.2024 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up often writing the same type of post, but then decided I donโ€™t want to type that much.

12.12.2024 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when conflicts of interest used to matter

11.12.2024 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11420    ๐Ÿ” 2870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 612    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147

What tiny minor totally insignificant that you occasionally do for someone else makes you feel disproportionately good? I mean, tiny. Iโ€™ll start, I try to get a poo out before a massage appointment.

11.12.2024 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

You should only cancel the show if you haveโ€ฆ Concrete reasons!

12.12.2024 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I care! Been thinking about getting a cat who will sit on my lap and purr while I drink my coffee. I care!

12.12.2024 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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