Gooberist

i need more qualityslop in my life. where the fuck is all the high effort shitposting at?

it's a good thing we can count on the fascists to liberate people from evil dictatorships

might fuck around and put my cylinder in an m&m tube, idk

Hey so when you called me out for beating small puppies it really killed the vibe and made me question our friendship. If you do that again im gonna have to cut you off to protect my peace

dear US troops, if trump tells you to suck his cock without congressional approval, it's your duty NOT to swallow and spit that shit out

i wish i could get pregnant just so i could abort that little fucker. fuck what your preacher says im doing god's (she/her) work

Just think about how sexy and practical it would be to only have a cock. Just shaft... 🤤

we should normalize freezing your sperm and getting your balls removed. who even likes the ball sack anyway?

Good thing we got rid of that crazy socialist dictator in vuvuzela, now they'll experience the American prosperity that Iraq and Afghanistan have had the privilege of!

Sometimes you can't ride every dick that comes your way. You gotta save your stamina for those fat juicy cocks that really matter

I am yet to meet another living person that still uses this website. So I will continue posting without shame 😈

God told me she hates my penis and I need to cut it off.
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Sick and tired of all the kinkshaming, so what if Trump and Putin are into power play??

God I wanna be an old fashioned malewife soooo fucking bad.
My wife clocks out from the dragon dildo factory, beats me into submission, and the pegs me mercilessly every night...🤤🥰

Leader of militant capitalist superpower regularly chooses to negotiate with the leader of a militant capitalist superpower (who used to be socialist and remains a major competitor), does this mean he's gay????

Sitting down to pee might just be an act of protest, or maybe it's an excuse to play balatro, but I prefer to think the former

The wife let me take off the chastity belt last night! Feels so good to let my warts breathe 🥰🥰

Closing a bank account today and I decided to be radically honest and tell them I'm using the money to kickstart my legal heroin startup

Last year I lost $14,000 betting on the Santa tracker but I’m not going to make that mistake this year. This year I’m going to win.

Period cramp simulators for men are pretty cool, but can we get one that simulates getting rammed by a 12" monster cock?

Who needs an alarm clock?

I hope y'all know that my therapist thinks you're dumb and all we do is gossip about you. He doesn't even charge me, he lives to talk shit on y'all

Anyone know a good technique to make my pee pee look smaller? The wife says it's killing the vibe during my daily pegging 😥

Empathy check: do you know the name's of your hemorrhoids?
Mine are Sheila, Gerald, and Bart. They're in a polycule with my anal plug, so I make sure they get time together every night 🥰

Why Magic: The Gathering has a loyal following in an Illinois prison Danville Correctional Center reversed a ban on Magic: The Gathering cards last year. Since then, the game has been a source of community and joy.

Magic: The Gathering was banned at Danville Correctional Center for two decades.

Now it’s back and incarcerated men say the game offers connection, stress relief and a rare sense of choice. From @ilpublicmedia.bsky.social:

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

so.. do y'all wanna go family style on some chick-fil-a?

you piss coffee

slurpees have NOT been the same since Trump took office 😤😡