@mikeypro.bsky.social
White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
Fox 32: The Chicago Bears and Illinois lawmakers are close to agreement on key issues that would keep the team in-state and help kickstart an Arlington Heights stadium project, according to multiple sources close to the talks.
09.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0LORD PALMERSTON!
09.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Drake "The Schedule" Maye
09.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine not recovering an onside kick
09.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A kicker is gonna win MVP
09.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was! My son and I were like, Pedro's along for the ride lol
09.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did he give the Grammy to Liam??
09.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 2855 🔁 202 💬 104 📌 89Lots of people's uncles furiously posting on Facebook right now
09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A beautiful picture of the Polish Selena.
Can't believe they got the Polish Selena for this halftime show.
09.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 846 🔁 40 💬 12 📌 3Lmao at Pedro Pascal along for the ride
09.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Superb Owl" is the new "Sportsball"
09.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Patriots made the Super Bowl by being bum-slayers.
09.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caleb is better than both of these QBs
09.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Darnold's throws are just lofted up and begging to be picked off. He needs to put more oomph into it
09.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are pubes singing at me?
08.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Watching Olympic snowboarding and I have no idea if what the athletes are doing is good or bad.
"He chucked a double rodeo!"
Yay? Not yay?
Hans Molman saying "I was saying Uuuu sha"
07.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes:
All-America First Rejects
Good Charlottesville
Blink 1488
Armor for Creep
Dashboard Confrontational
Skeezer
When the Left is now the party of 2A...
02.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Catherine O'Hara was a damn genius. Absolute comic genius.
30.01.2026 21:08 — 👍 233 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 1Timely reporting by them here
26.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wanna see/hear the uncensored "Fuck ICE" chant from the NFC Championship game during the anthem
26.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please get off X. It's supporting CSAM
24.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tapper is waiting to jump in and say "Wasn't Joe Biden old?"
24.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's a liar. Does she know we have all seen the video?
24.01.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hoping and working towards that goal is what we all have to do. Otherwise what is the point of everything?
24.01.2026 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Victim blaming Nazi ghoul
24.01.2026 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While killing said public
24.01.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
24.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 2701 🔁 460 💬 43 📌 28
