Jason Clark

If only he can fix it, they don’t need to vote for anyone else.

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More people need to read Player Piano and Cat’s Cradle.

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I see you.

How long until the “very unfairly treated” Ghislaine gets a pardon from your favorite President?

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What does this shutdown have in common with the last one?

In front of Captain Cankles.

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“I wanna be invaded next!”

Setup or not, if he took a $50k bribe he took a $50k bribe. Like… how do they defend him being a part of the administration?

“When he took the bribe, he didn’t realize that it wasn’t a legitimate bribe. He feels swindled, cheated. But he is enjoying his new car.”

It’s even more embarrassing when he says that our own cities are war ravaged.

Trump can usurp the power of the purse that formerly belongs to Congress.

Biden couldn’t forgive student loans.

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#supershit

Bat Nipples 🦇

Joel: Hey Gail, what do you think of George’s batsuit?

Gail: Needs nipples.

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Yeah…

Can I interest you in having your rights taken away AND paying higher prices AND increasing the national debt all at the same time?

Apologies for not adding alt text to all these photos. My cat is screaming her head off and if I don't let her outside right this instance, where I have to accompany her, I might die.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

If we uncap the House, we'll have more moderate voices in Congress in weeks like this to lower the temperature and speak rationally to the public

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If he respects the constitution, he’s got 3+ years, and that’s if the cankles don’t kill him in the meantime. Then his heir apparent of the moment JD Vance is supposed to carry the fascism forward?

Like, pace yourself everybody. Father Time is undefeated.

Don’t even get me started on stop signs and street lights. Where in the constitution does it say that I have to stop at an intersection if I don’t want to?

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Let the man cook.

So, if the President has immunity for anything he does and he tells ICE agents to commit crimes that they refuse to carry out he can do whatever he wants to punish them.

Conversely they follow his illegal orders and he’ll pardon them, so…

Quite the little f*cked up world we are living in.

The great thing about Timmy’s is they won’t have what you order but whatever you get instead will be just as disappointing.

At least Trump is still outspending his predecessors while simultaneously giving Billionaires big tax breaks!

Witkoff doesn’t have to ask what Trump ate last.

So… you sent the National Guard in to round up random people for nonviolent crimes and your percentage of violent crimes only “dropped” 3%?

Kind of pathetic.

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The arrow would point up to where the bronzer was unblended.

There were. I mysteries regarding who Trump was, nor how utterly incompetent he is. They have no excuses.

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Mostly true, but there’s an exemption for the dance floor.