Vader's Valkyrie (she/her)

Almost 10 is protesting sleep b/c hubby and I weren't home at bedtime tonight.

If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.

I feel like maybe you aren't the target demographic here: it's got some gorgeous writing and touches on a lot of universal themes. The characters are all just...terrible people.

When you finish a really good book and now you gotta find another book to read but you’re like ugh how I’m gonna follow that up

Most religions have their central texts. For christians it's the Bible, for muslims it's the Quran, for us atheists it's Batman comic books. They are all wide open to misinterpretation.

Me: blocking specific kink content
Bluesky: oh, so MORE of that??

Sign. Me. Up.

I always love to be reminded that I live in one of the two states that said "disrespectfully, no" to Prohibition.

What do you mean our #dnd characters are co-dependent? "If she disappears I will derail the entire campaign to go find her." @asilva91084.bsky.social

Long before other horribleness was revealed, I had a bad intuition that things were going to take a terrible turn when I realized that the tremendously popular wizard fantasy books that had broken containment *looked* like nerd books, but were really jock books

I'm reminded of this far too often

Go Seahawks! #superbowllx

That was a great half time show and I didn't understand any of it. #superbowllx

Our washer and dryer sing. It's lovely.

I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.

Muffins are cupcakes on a rebranding tour.

And also Epstein Files. #impeach

7 books stacked.

These are the physical books I own that I read in January. February goal is to read more books I own and NOT use the library as much. Unless it's for Book Club.

Sure sounds like Mercer...

19 book covers.

16/19 count towards my family reading challenge. The other 3 were started last year and therefore don't. @thestorygraph.com

When your friend's birthday is 5-year, you eat 5 cakes and play DnD. #oopsallrogues

What is parenting if not staying awake 'til 1am to wash grape jelly off a stuffed rabbit.

Jagoffs out here stealing other people’s cleared parking spots and disrespecting parking chairs like they aren’t about to experience generational curses. Foolishness.

Me, thinking we're talking about the logistical problems of Happy Feet.

My ancient school building is literally leaking, but please tell me, Representative Johnson, why we can't start building a new one. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @blumenthal.senate.gov @nedlamont.com

Yes please.

2 or 3

Always feel a little smug that I am down to this single social media platform.

Wow...that gives me quite the flashback...

I hate when people cuss in front of my cat. She literally just said “bitch please 🙄” in meow and I KNOW she didn’t learn that from me.