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Rob Keim

@robkeim.bsky.social

Flash fiction and nonfiction writer, poet, collector, teacher, dog dad, home chef, all-around dabbler, arts enthusiast and patron, and more. Invented “The Blitz” poetry form

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Great attempt! I’m interested in seeing how you pared it down

26.08.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well done!

26.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Haiku

Haiku

#haiku #vintage #typewriter

There is no one here
It takes two to start counting
And to multiply

14.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Old typewriters have
No one in their number row
So all old ones are Ls

#haiku #poem #vintage #typewriter

14.06.2025 00:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#haiku today for a quick picture project

0.25 mm pen on wooden yard stick

30.05.2025 22:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A #haiku scratched out on this gray day:

I shake out my shoes
in this drizzling rain- but
the pebble remains

#poetry

24.05.2025 21:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some weekend reading while camping. Really good so far, explaining the confluence of influences from China, Shintoism, and Buddhism in Japanese culture surrounding both poetry and death

#haiku #poetry #books #reading

24.05.2025 21:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m happy to have had a poem I submitted selected for the Syracuse Poster Project which this year celebrated iconic Syracuse businesses!
#haiku #poem #pasta #syracuse

01.05.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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1939 Life Magazine
Plus Googly Eyes equals
Pure magic
#funny #vintage #googlyeyes

23.04.2025 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We may be done with winter, but winter isn't done with us.

A bit less traditional #haiku for this morning:

April showers May help
flowers, but this mid-spring snow
bends their tender necks

#poem #snow #April

08.04.2025 12:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Last year’s #haiku contest prize notebook with the original haiku:

black line in blank space
calls to my red-feathered thoughts
rest here a moment

Inspired by my photo of the male cardinal…a poet rectifies the space between the line and the void.

#writing

05.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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three hundred stickers

wait for the magic of our

students’ first haiku

#haiku #teaching #poetry #writing

03.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fun with googly eyes #funny #googlyeyes

03.04.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
BOOM CRASH ZOOM

STOP THAT AWFUL MUSIC

FRIDAY DANCE PARTY

BOOM CRASH ZOOM STOP THAT AWFUL MUSIC FRIDAY DANCE PARTY

FRIDAY DANCE PARTY

28.03.2025 12:42 — 👍 482    🔁 49    💬 17    📌 11
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Cheers, it’s Friday!

Time to stop taking things so seriously!

Do something inconsequential this weekend, and do it for yourself.

#Funny #Googlyeyes #vintage #fun

28.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Library work / chill time #worklifebalance #library

22.03.2025 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The obstacle is often the path #zen #quote #art #zentangle

14.03.2025 00:21 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A couple minutes with MS Paint and I have a new and more welcoming door sign!
#teaching #rainbow #Ally

06.03.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brevity magazine rocks. And so do barbers!

29.01.2025 23:26 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

@rowieshebala.bsky.social

Sunday morning, freezing rain, fire going.

I open Poetry magazine and read “If I Were an Ewok…”

Masterful, devastating, and beautiful.

I had to sit with the resonance of it for a bit before reading it aloud to my wife. She cried.

Thank you for this poem.

#poetry

16.02.2025 14:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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11.02.2025 00:25 — 👍 153    🔁 36    💬 4    📌 3

Well done @jennnne.bsky.social !

Great #BlitzPoem

08.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
Think of Day 

Make a way
Make you think
Think about it
Think before you act
Act like a lady
Act like you care
Care to share
Care to dance
Dance to your own beat
Dance like no one's watching
Watching the clock
Watching grass grow
Grow like a weed Grow in a row
Row upstream
Row, row, row your boat
Boat on the water
Boat afloat
Afloat on a river
Afloat on air
Air your grievances
Air out the room
Room for rent
Room for everybody
Everybody loves a fool 
Everybody is welcome
Welcome to the jungle
Welcome home
Home grown
Home for boys
Boys only
Boys don't cry
Cry me a river
Cry more
More than a lover
More than meets the eye
Eye of the tiger
Eye of round
Round and round, we go
Round the curve
Curve ahead
Curve ball
Ball of string
Ball of light
Light the way
Light of Day
Day of The Dead
Day is coming
Coming
Dead 
J. C. 12.15.24

Think of Day Make a way Make you think Think about it Think before you act Act like a lady Act like you care Care to share Care to dance Dance to your own beat Dance like no one's watching Watching the clock Watching grass grow Grow like a weed Grow in a row Row upstream Row, row, row your boat Boat on the water Boat afloat Afloat on a river Afloat on air Air your grievances Air out the room Room for rent Room for everybody Everybody loves a fool Everybody is welcome Welcome to the jungle Welcome home Home grown Home for boys Boys only Boys don't cry Cry me a river Cry more More than a lover More than meets the eye Eye of the tiger Eye of round Round and round, we go Round the curve Curve ahead Curve ball Ball of string Ball of light Light the way Light of Day Day of The Dead Day is coming Coming Dead J. C. 12.15.24

I like to try new poem styles sometimes. #blitz #poetry is fun! I like how it kind of turned into a zombie invasion at the end. I did not see that coming...and I wrote it!

15.12.2024 14:20 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

3>0

Three mediocre paragraphs is better no paragraphs at all, which is what I wrote today.

03.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’ve given Gregor Samsa a makeover, and I think he looks fabulous #art #metamorphosis #fun #Kafka #Classroom_decor

01.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Having a bit of fun with Googly-eyes is one of the cheapest bringers of joy possible #funny #Googly-Eyes #album

22.01.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s exactly what Klemann said!

22.01.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I glued a plastic piece of cheese to Anakin’s head, and I think he really likes it! #cheese #art #fun

17.01.2025 02:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Suitwalk - Napoleon Dynamite Soundtrack
YouTube video by LinguiniWestern Suitwalk - Napoleon Dynamite Soundtrack

There is only one choice for walk-up song, played on a loop because I'll be slow-walkin'...:
youtu.be/mLRUNjjqh2o?...

20.11.2024 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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