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so they rushed the prep for the demolition because mad king was yelling about it, fucked it up, and had to tear the rest of the structure down, right?

22.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 363    🔁 46    💬 14    📌 6

following the assault of emiru, a popular streamer, many have claimed that twitchcon had no security. that's not true. but security and safety are not the same thing, especially when the people who need protecting are women in a community steeped in clip-hungry online misogyny

22.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 267    🔁 74    💬 3    📌 0

Knowing a candidate was unelectable a year in advance is exactly what the Democratic Party needed last time so idk what the problem is

22.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 147    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 1

oh, that JDPON Don

22.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.

22.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 2740    🔁 678    💬 19    📌 9

A good rule of thumb is never have something on your body that, if uncovered, would be scored with a dramatic sting leading into a commercial on Grey's Anatomy

21.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 569    🔁 67    💬 8    📌 3

I regret to inform you

22.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Naomi Klein reading this post and pausing just for a brief second.

21.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 34    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

look on the bright side, their mad dash to get this stupid ballroom built by skipping all of the safety and engineering considerations provides us with the possibility of the funniest end to this admin that could ever happen

21.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 838    🔁 127    💬 35    📌 9

ew

21.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me a month ago: "I wanna know what Graham Platner looks like with his shirt off."

Monkey's paw finger: *curls*

21.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I had to explain Milkshake Duck to someone the other day. It remains nearly as useful a concept as leopards eating faces

21.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 159    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

women just do this sometimes

21.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hello Dan Clancy, I have 15 years of experience in disability services and I have held staff positions at three conventions with specific access service roles at two. please hire me to fix accessibility at Twitchcon, ty

21.10.2025 06:06 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

our brave ICE officers have seen a 20% increase in sick time usage as a result of widespread chronic diarrhea

20.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 157    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 0

Almost a full year after I wrote this www.avclub.com/no-other-lan...

20.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 57    🔁 31    💬 1    📌 0
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Abolish ICE Beanie pattern by Daniel Drennan ElAwar My patterns are free. If you like my patterns and wish to further support my work, please visit my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ddelawar

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20.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 204    🔁 109    💬 6    📌 13

yessssssss

20.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

20.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 10160    🔁 2663    💬 178    📌 545

we are currently clean on OPSEC

20.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Guys, I don’t mean to sound like this but there is a felon down the street making AI videos of himself as a king shitting on Americans and the American flag and he is literally tearing down the White House as we speak

20.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 792    🔁 215    💬 15    📌 4

Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"

19.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 1757    🔁 548    💬 33    📌 10

side note b/c seeing you post reminded me: Swedish metal band Sabaton has a song about Lu Bu on their newly released album, Legends

20.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

also, what an image. the president demolishing a portion of a humble people’s house to make room for his royalist monstrosity

20.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 3594    🔁 486    💬 54    📌 15

It's got to feel awesome to take heavy machinery to the side of the white house

20.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 688    🔁 81    💬 12    📌 0
meme image of a forum post by BigJB21 on October 16, 2012, saying "god i wish that were me." The accompanying profile picture is a super close up of a sad white boy's face.

meme image of a forum post by BigJB21 on October 16, 2012, saying "god i wish that were me." The accompanying profile picture is a super close up of a sad white boy's face.

20.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg this first post

20.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the combination of this website being founded on shit like the poster's strike, going through the most inconsistent and baffling moderation in history, and now getting wave after wave of people fleeing twitter, has created a perfect shitstorm of context collapsed discourses eating this platform

20.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

what if i did it tho

20.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 1242    🔁 101    💬 41    📌 3

At the Ren Faire today, we watched a blacksmith give a 30-minute demonstration about swords. And at the end he said, “My lecture is now over, here are some kittens to pet.”

*Proceeds to uncover 2 large pet carriers and pulls out 6 kittens.*

19.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 1691    🔁 201    💬 35    📌 34

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