Happee Howlesween! I want many treets

Thankoo I praktiss a lot

Loki the tuxedo cat laying upside down on a rug. He is half under a stool, biting the foot rest. You can see his fangs and his ears are way back. His two front paws are wrapped around the foot rest and one back paw is braces on it. The other back paw is out, toe beans splayed with claws out. He looks feral, to be honest.

CHOMMP

Lucy the tabby cat is curled up for a nap. Her chin is tucked into her curly front paws, and she has a little sleep blep going

Wat is an girle not aloud to have an nap in privatsee??

Lucy and Loki both laying close together on a flagstone patio under a covered table. Loki looks either demonic or sleepy and Lucy is looking up, wide eyed, to the side of the camera

Lucy and Loki still laying close together on a flagstone patio. They're both looking intently off camera. Lucy's paws are curled into her chest and it's pretty cute

We ar the besties for up to mebbe five minits an daye

Lucy and Loki looking very helpful and alert in top of a half-made bed. They definitely aren't getting in the way at all.

Thamk goobness we got heer in time you almost had to maek the bed without our hellp

Lucy and Loki are both crouched low in the grass, ears and faces perked up and pointed towards the fence behind which a tiny dog barks.

Comstint. vigilinse.

Yez, there is an dogge borkbarking but we are unbother'd, in our lanes, having an snak

A tabby cat and tuxedo cat lay on their sides in similar poses between the refrigerator and a stool upon which their human mom/servant is perched. They both look quite well fed yet are clearly starving and laying in wait for dinner time which is still an hour away.

We know dinner isnot for an hour, we are just make shure YOU are knowing that too.

Lucy the tabby cat peers out from behind a rose bush. The rose bush is a bit scraggly but provides excellent cover for Lucy's bird watching activities.

Shhhh I am on an topp seecrit mishun. Doant tell the birbs I am heer

Lucy and Loki, who are now about the same size, somehow, are lounging on some stepping stones in a yard. They look relaxed, yet alert, as suitable for hunters out in their own personal jungle.

We are have an bit of an hang abowt in the garden tonight!

Loki the cat is sitting in a ridiculous pose. His front paws are wide. He's a bit hunched over. One back paw is sticking under his belly and between the front paws. His white tummy/tuxedo shirt is showing. As I said, ridiculous.

I am stance'd, reddy for any things.

A tabby cat sticks her head out of a small space in a carrier. Her ears are forward and she looks stoic and resigned.

A tabby cat trying to stick her head out of the carrier but one ear didn't quite make it and is stuck inside. She doesn't look so stoic here, more like she is considering whether to cause a ruckus and attempt an escape.

Well , mine "aventure" with momb was akshully vet visit where I'me was sumbjected to priventative health cares aginst mine will. I haff borne this with nobul attitood an only an littol yelling.

Lucy the tabby cat is laying on her back wedged between the soda and ottoman. One paw is up, claws sunk into the soda cushion. Her dad's hand is reaching down to pet her tummy. Her eyes are wide, her mouth is open, and she looks a bit stoned.

Momb has given me Lucy the gabber pentent and sez we haff an venture tomorrow, I wonder wat it cud be

A tuxedo cat from the shoulders up, lounging on a countertop. He's drowsy but has one ear cocked back and yellow-green eyes narrowed at the camera. He looks a little menacing but mom insists he is a perfect baby boy.

Momb sez I am purfikt babby boy so yu wud not dare to disangree wud yu???

Lucy the tabby cat is curled in the corner of a sofa, licking herself contentedly. The photo is taken from the floor, where the human has been displaced.

Momb got upp so I stoled her spot and make she sit on the floor 👑

Loki the tuxedo cat is looking crazed, standing over a catnip rainbow. His eyes are wide, wild and free of thoughts. His back is arched and he has just done a sideways hop.

No I haff not dun drougs this morney, wat make yu ask??

Lucy the tabby cat lays across her favorite human's legs. Most of her body looks relaxed but she has one paw extended and her face is turned towards mom and the camera with an intent expression. She is observing closely to ensure her dinner is on time.

Yes I am gomfy but do NOT be thimking I won't notice if mine dinner iz late!

Ummm they shud kno yor lofve langwage iz snackies amd treets not words ov affurmashon, mabbe this why they are tha spare holm

Loki the tuxedo cat is sampling a jar with remnants of sourdough starter. He is caught mid-lick, with his tongue out and curling up by his nose. He's looking up and slightly off to the side, thoughtfully

Koality control ca'at report for dooty! I'm wud like an larger sampol pleez.

Yez it is troo I am an fragile lady, now pleez get brothur away from mine boks.

Lucy the tabby cat is inside an empty dresser drawer, for reasons known only to her. Her head is in the back under the top of the dresser and she's looking at you, startled. From the angle she looks a little bottom heavy but it's just the angle, she swears.

Ummm nobuddy hoam, come bak later

Ouaghe yez that iz tha stuff

SUCH rood! Yu shud soo, Yu diserve compumsashuns

Ar yu doing moar science type stuff?

Two cats on different levels of a cat tower. Loki is on the top platform and faces straight ahead. Lucy is on a lower platform and her body faces ahead but her head is turned back in the opposite direction

We ar on gard dooty

Wats that momb? Yu put this bocks heer for me espeshally? Hm , well, none thamks.

Hehe dade iz away and momb doenot cut grasse so now I amb an panthre in tha jungol!

Lucy the tabby cat has escaped onto the back patio while her mom was trying to leave for work. Lucy is sitting, leaning forward slightly with her ears back as though she is ready to dart under to the table cover the moment you approach to retrieve her.

Yez? Ah yu did not open door for the me but for going at work? Oaughe, well, I am here now , so....

Ummm it waz an hi five not an bapbap I'm sware