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Amanda Seyfried: "I'm not fucking apologizing" for calling Charlie Kirk "hateful. I mean, for fuck's sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that based on actual reality, actual footage and actual quotes. What I said was pretty damn factual, and I'm free to have an opinion."

That's the way to do it

So she invited Andrew Mountbatten- Windsor onto the HP set?

If handing someone their arse, was a video clip

Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.

I can’t believe this is real

uh oh

God. We are watching some linear channel and every advert break is full to the FUCKING BRINK.

Eight months ago vs today. 🤡

@atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com

Oh cool pluribus drops on Fridays CAN A MAN NOT GET A BREAK

Update: a friend met me for a coffee (“got to feed the homeless at Christmas time”), I still have heard nothing from the fucking BRIGANDS at Notting Hill Genesis about where I’m supposed to live. I remain in my condemned flat where I’m finishing the sauvvy b in the fridge, and plan to watch Pluribus

he managed to somehow not mention Israel ONCE in this letter. #Eurovision

Tell you what the old “piano calm” playlist has been taking a hammering the last 24 hours or so

Back in the 90s it was widely accepted that this man was a total & utter fucking idiot with actual shit for brains who was on TV as a sort of failed jester that everyone could hold in contempt together, so christ knows how we've ended up in the position where we're listening to the pricks opinions.

It’s so surreal, the flat feels like the bit of Titanic when your fella tells Rose the ship will all be at the bottom of the ocean, but he’s having a brandy by an open fire. The fucking Christmas tree lights are on ffs 😅

No we’ve finished that lovely journey. This is a NEW ONE 😻 “Cracking in structural columns”. “Months, not weeks”

Thank you. It’s ok, I’m off to a lovely hotel in Epping in the morning (KIDDING)

No? Oh shit.

How to plan your trips to the USA for 2026, 2027 & 2028:

1. Don’t bother
2. Sorted

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I thought I was gonna have to get out this evening but they’re taking so long to rehouse everybody I get to take my chances for one more night 🥰

Hey guys guess what my entire block is being evacuated long term because it’s unsafe. Guess who’s homeless for Christmas!

lmao apparently 12 of the 16 artists in the Portuguese national final have released a statement saying they won’t go to Eurovision if they win

Just occurred to me that you don’t drive through drive throughs.

Someone on this tram stinks of externally seeping booze, it might be be.

I honestly didn’t think I’d survive today 😅 I’m so happy to be just… 3 and a half hours… from home!

New banging collective noun just dropped

I’m not saying I’m awful, but my phone has just autocorrected it to “Helix Navidad”

Errr... Would this not include someone who has Nigerian citizenship through her parents, and who has admitted to hacking Harriet Harman's website, a crime which at the time carried a maximum sentence of five years?

Manchester pulling out all the stops with sideways rain AND brolly-breaking gale force winds 🥰

Weeping with joy as I am given the A Lady Should Watch Her Waistline Salad instead of the pizza I ordered, because I know that no Trans girls will be allowed to run a jumble sale with the Girl Guides, and this makes my life as a woman so much better somehow