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🥲 no 😭

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

Catherine o’hara VERY CLOSE to Lil Chris for saddest I’ve ever been about a celebrity death

People will quote a lot of Catherine O'Hara in the next few days and with good reason because she has a lot of quotable lines but I think the main thing she did was permanently change how people say "David"

❤️

This is how I found out and I’m absolutely devastated

Rather fabulously the Ceefax subtitles are out of sync #totp

Duck three ways what about fuck…. No

Oh god my waiter looked like Nicky Boo I am fully in love

TikTok has just served me the churros scene from Challengers and once again I’m barking

Just a reminder that at least 242 journalists were killed by Israel since October 7.

Damn that person close to Mandelson must feel stupid now the email has been released.

if this is true it’s literally the only one in val d’isere

John Oxley points out the clear yet often overlooked point that young men 18-24 are the second most liberal, left-leaning group in society (after young women) - being more so than young-ish thirtysomething women, and older women, as well as than men in older cohorts

yes that is an icicle cigarette

I’ve been informed this is the most Tory picture of me ever taken

Dan Prostituta

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Quote from a Labour spokesperson, full source in next post

The party which brought you ”Island of Strangers“ and “earned settlement”, and which keeps foaming against a fictitious “open borders experiment“, would like you to vote against toxic and divisive politics

I’ve pre-ordered the Canada fleece x

Considering the competition tickets are €750 💀 i am very happy with this!

LADS IVE JUST NABBED REHEARSAL TICKETS TO THE FIGURE SKATING IN MILAN

Normally a big fan of double-ended things but a two way chairlift is a little too close to Alton towers

big L for transphobes to end the week, you say?

Who is going to marry a constipated joy-phobe who's always at work or the gym?

If I had to pick an onomatopoeia to describe this week it’d have to be POW

TERF Never thought I'd be fighting alongside the far right Far Right Yes, you did.

it’s the twinks isn’t it

Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.