DNA

a sign on a soda fountain machine says: Sorry I am Out

telling my parents that i’m gay:

caviar?

it’s beautiful

hooray i love pie

it’s true, but am i allowed only half on a half birthday?

yes, yes and yes

only you can let it in (complimentary)

today is my half birthday and i will be accepting gifts

it’s no one annoy me november

period

you almost made a little coffee come out of my nose

today is where your book begins or falls back or whatever

she can pry it from my cold, dead iPod

(i’ll see myself out)

is natasha bedingfield the one responsible for daylight savings since she’s got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine?

huh i thought i felt something down under

if it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck

tiny baked potatoes at mine

it’s halloween night two: the demon’s revenge

don’t force it, it’ll come

sitting? been sat

what’s stopping you

i miss the days when it started after thanksgiving… oh to be young again

i’ll sit with you mon bébé

when he asks you to netflix and chill

ah yes, the circle of life

🆙

sipping a warm drink, even

much frolicking