Trump shows off his new Lincoln bathroom, in a desperate attempt to show he hasn't lost his marbles
31.10.2025 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@available4panto.bsky.social
Actor/playwright, waiting for both acting agent and literary agent to get on #BlueSky so I can link to them
Trump shows off his new Lincoln bathroom, in a desperate attempt to show he hasn't lost his marbles
31.10.2025 18:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're a member of the National Trust remember to vote for council members by midnight tonight.
Use the Quick Vote option.
Entryist pressure group Reform Trust is trying to seize control. Stop them
Voting is quick and easy if your membership card is at hand
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This is Mick Barton, the cost-cutting Deform leader of Nottinghamshire Council. 
He's planning to spend Β£75k on flags on lampposts across the county because it will βprovide a feel good factorβ. 
Not SEND services, not youth clubs, not even pot holes. 
Deform are not safe with your money. 
The Caerphilly narrative is already skewed.
If Reform win it's because they got "their" voters out.
If Plaid win it's because of borrowed votes not really earned.
Margaret Thatcher won her last election 38 years ago.
21.10.2025 19:01 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0This is just the sort of television that they don't make any more - there's now a strong aversion to "talking heads". But if the heads are interesting enough, there is nothing more riveting. #philsky
10.10.2025 10:53 β π 12 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1Jenrick entertains the #ToryPartyConference with his well-known Shari Lewis impersonation
07.10.2025 15:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are you using a Rick roller?
17.09.2025 19:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dame Andrea Jenkyns sashays onto the stage in a sequin catsuit and belts out βInsomniacβ. 
Cos nothing says βserious politicsβ like peacocking through a power ballad. 
To be fair her sequins are brighter than the policy agenda
But Jane Macdonald can rest easy
So can Old Macdonald
05.09.2025 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING
Andrea Jenkyns welcomes Nadine Dorries to Reform
The headline here should say:
 "Number of private schools increases by 35 - showing fears of an exodus to be unfounded".
(The increase is mentioned way down the article.)
www.thetimes.com/article/19ef...
Amazing how Trumpβs ball he hit into the deep rough just magically pops out of his caddieβs pocket and they all just play it off like Trump just hit it there. 29 time Club Champion! bsky.app/profile/patr...
27.07.2025 17:53 β π 5286 π 1490 π¬ 545 π 181Tom Lehrer π§΅ β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ
27.07.2025 21:54 β π 120 π 22 π¬ 2 π 2RIP Tom Lehrer and thanks.
I trust the GOP will honour your memory by continuing to peddle an old dope.
At least he had both hands on the table.
#Oklahoma
I guess they thought we werenβt enough of a laughingstock to the rest of the world already.
11.07.2025 11:31 β π 9702 π 1908 π¬ 3036 π 741Having been braced for all the "How Losing Hamilton Is An Absolute Disaster For Labour" hot takes, I'm having to make do with all the "How Winning Hamilton Is An Absolute Disaster For Labour" hot takes instead.
06.06.2025 10:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Charles Henry John Benedict Crofton Chetwynd Chetwynd-Talbot, you come here this minute."
"Gee, Mom's sure mad with me: she's using my full name."
π¨ Thursdayβs elections prove it: First Past the Post is broken.  5 parties, chaotic results, millions left unrepresented.  We need Proportional Representation β NOW.
 βοΈ Sign the petition:
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If patronising his voters was the way to defeat Nigel Farage, we'd have seen him off long ago.
02.05.2025 09:35 β π 13 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Latest turnout figure for today's Cambridgeshire and Peterborough Combined Authority Mayoral election.
As of 4pm 9.87% of the Peterborough electorate have voted. 
Polling stations close at 10pm. 
#PeterboroughElections2025 #PboroElections2025
The pre-ordained interest in Thursday's batch of elections is how much more the vote of the two main parties fragments. But they will require very careful interpretation, because of patchy coverage, low turnout - and with little bearing on a general election that will not take place until 2029!
01.05.2025 08:00 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lindsey Graham needs a little less is-the-pope-a-catholic and a little more does-a-bear-sh*t-in-the-woods
30.04.2025 10:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lindsey Graham sold his soul the day John McClain died
30.04.2025 04:41 β π 596 π 40 π¬ 42 π 3And he died hard
30.04.2025 10:36 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"We only need to look at Pierre Poilievre and the Canadian Conservatives to see what is possible." Robert Jenrick, last summer
29.04.2025 09:55 β π 314 π 81 π¬ 18 π 9Jack Vettriano's later work was surprisingly dark.
05.04.2025 08:17 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1