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I NEED MORE GILDED AGE NOWWWWW 😩

heyyyyy 🥰 was someone injured 🥺

All my books are now live on my site shop in eBook form, and apart from the £12 starter pack that includes 10 of my longer books, there's also now a bumper pack of all 45 of my 99p shorts priced at £25!

johannestevans.co.uk/product/joha...

A screen shot of a post that reads “I will never get over Disney’s original concept for Gaston where he was extremely gay and cunty”. It’s accompanied by two illustrations that look remarkably like Stede Bonnet.

No one steals like Stede Bonnet
Wears high heels like Stede Bonnet
Fucks Ed Teach with such fantastic zeal likes Stede Bonnet

Don’t. Do not. Do literally anything other than this. See a licensed therapist. Get a plant. Volunteer at an animal shelter. Shitpost 24 hours a day on Bluesky. Anything but this.

Izzy with a mug in his hand, leaning against a door looking grumpy/disgusted and a speech bubble containing a post that reads: before I make this milkshake I need to know if the boys will be useful in the yard and mow the lawn or will they just kinda stand there like idiots

I sadly do not know who made this, but I had to think of it

Izzy gets sick and Ed shows his tender side to him taking care and staying all night with him
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach

Archangel Gabe and Beelzebub

Lord of the Flying Hat and Height Equilizer.

I think we’re on the cusp of mass attempts to automate teaching, and I also think it is going to be a massive wasteful failure in ways that will make the “learning loss” of the pandemic look like a speed bump next to a mountain.

remember when djenks wrote a whole story about how ed and stede would do in the inn and the answer was that they'd hate their lives and each other. that was weird.

Who the hell is Jenna and why would I want to read with her

Yesss. You don't stick with the world's most back-chatty first mate if you don't enjoy it on some level. (🥵💥💦)

one thing i just thought of bc a lot of people don’t know it - if you’re doing #ofmdctiys and trying to color art in digitally, you can set the art layer on a multiply layer at 100% under your color layer and it will ignore the white! used @draw-just-draw.bsky.social’s coloring page to make a vid :)

Enjoying this so far, but it desperately needs a light novel esque shortened title that I can actually remember 😭

It was soooo good!!! Everyone who said to listen to it on audio was totally right, too.

Omg just finished listening to the audiobook for Project Hail Mary

It was so good!

🏴‍☠️/cjizzy

🏴‍☠️/edizzy

🏴‍☠️/cjizzy

🏴‍☠️/edizzy
archiveofourown.org/works/382907...

What if your favorite movie looked like absolute shit? What if it sucked to see? These are questions that hadn't been asked, until now

TAKOPIIIIII OMG 😭😭😭

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

While we're at it can we stop the rhetoric that really problematic kinks require the asterisk of "It's helping me heal from trauma" to be aceptible? What if I just wanna jack off

What if I have no trauma OR it's no ones business if I do.

Everyday. David is a freak. Thats why he did all that EdIzzy

Jfc I don’t want to use a passkey just give me a space to put in my damn password!!!

Discord won’t load on my phone all day wtf is this