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POV: You are trying to find fanfiction to read in 1968

My need to draw Izzy was FIERCE (honestly, it always is 😂), so here is a quick Iz study sketch! 🖤✨ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #izzyhands

SHORKS TOMORROW

From the crochet community on Reddit: Crochet pillows I made lately Explore this post and more from the crochet community

oh my god these are so good lmao

A hockey-themed cereal box. The background is a hockey rink, with NHL players skating into each other, under the words "Power Play". Next to them is a large white cereal bowl, filled with yellow puffs and colorful marshmallows shaped like hockey sticks, skates, and pucks

Power Play Cereal (2002-2003): A NHL-licensed, hockey-themed cereal from Post, sold primarily in Canada. It consisted of sweetened corn/oat/wheat puffs, and mini marshmallows shaped like hockey pucks, skates, and hockey sticks.

Don't forget to give thanks to Cthulhu on world octopus day or he shall haunt your dreams and cause insanity upon waking. If you give extra thanks, however, he will solely bestow an extra tinge of pleasurable madness to your dreams.

Ed's criteria for men

Cropped image showing an engraving of an octopus

Full-page engraving from a book. It shows an octopus lying on the seabed, with a squid and a cuttlefish coming towards. The cuttlefish is making a cloud. The engraving is captioned: 'Plate XI. A Poulpe. A Cuttle-Fish Making His Cloud. A Calmar'.

Good morning to everyone but especially to all the octopuses, for today is their special day!

To celebrate World Octopus Day, here's an illustration of an octopus from the book 'The World of the Sea' by Moquin Tandon, published in 1869.

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#WorldOctopusDay #OctopusDay #RareBooks

I remember making so many shitty geocities and angelfire pages with patterned backgrounds and barely legible text. I also enjoyed sending newsletters I wrote to my other friends on AOL even though I can't remember what they were aboutz oh and CHAT ROOMS!

cap's going up babyyyyyyy

so what, worth it

Celebrini, on being named #SJSharks alternate captain: “It’s a huge honor to know that they trust me to be one of the leaders of the team and wear a letter on my jersey. It means a lot.”

seems kind of clingy imho

I also do like Toff having the A for all games, that's a good solution for now

So excited for these cats’ groundbreaking French EDM album

Sharks announce Alternate Captains for 2025-26 season | San Jose Sharks San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) Head Coach Ryan Warsofsky announced today that Tyler Toffoli, Alexander Wennberg, Barclay Goodrow, Mario Ferraro, and Macklin Celebrini will be the team’s Alternate Ca...

Ok well, not thrilled about Goodrow and I wish they would e just named a Captain but happy to see Macklin and Toff there
www.nhl.com/sharks/news/...

Claude AI logo

Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

pondering the orb about the viability of getting elephants to trample keebler elves

Do Offline Americans even realize their government has the emotional maturity of a 5th grade boy?

I fukn hate this shit; if this is what American Greatness™ looks like, you can include me out.

Maggie the Pug is majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh. She’s wearing Cher’s classic yellow plaid ensemble.

It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.

I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.

I’m self-made, Franklin! Self made. All I had to start my business was money from my parents, some loans co-signed by my parents, and a free place to live from my parents! It’s called working hard.

self-made

I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is

The current bid is now high enough that the website is expressing it in scientific notation.

A bunny catches a flight by holding both legs of a bat, who is flying across a starry night sky. Another bat follows closely behind them, and they are currently going over a small body of water.

Daily bunny no.3101 flying by night

Warsofsky say Sharks will have captaincy decision before 1st game, probably by tomorrow, no captain still possible

gj Pens. but also lmao

oh my fucking god the Pens shutting out the Rangers the first time they see Sullivan again LMAOOOO

brazeau?!! ok then

Every so often I come across this in my camera roll again and I immediately post it