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yeah!! like i have no idea how they come up with some of these, they're so weird and I love them

the gold's probably brighter irl, i haven't had the physical card shipped to me yet (from an epack)

Picture of an Upper Deck trading card featuring hockey player Roope Hintz from the Dallas Stars. It's just a giant picture of his head with a background of black and gold constellations. The text reads: "Constellation: Roope Hintz". It's a strange card.

i love trading cards so much lmfao

🎵God, what have you done
You're a pink polo man and you let fly your sub🎵

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...

Regardless of the itchio situation

Please
Don't
Stop
CALLING

@bookshop.org @americanbookseller.bsky.social considering how many books are written by queer people; how many of those books are challenged each year; and the fact that Stripe is Bookshop's payment processor: I hope you're not only keeping an eye on this, but pushing back

hiiiiiiii!

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

Got it three years ago. No regrets.

Typical new york islanders behavior. Their marketing is TOO GOOD.

A popsicle molded into the shirtless torso and head of Daniel Craig, with a Del Monte popsicle stick on the bottom

Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

as someone who likes to see the best in people the number of fuckers falling for the computer saying "while i'm just a chatbot... i think you're really special! ;)" is testing me

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

I actually always find this X-Files clip really inspiring that way, like yeah I do 100% believe Fox Mulder wants me to stay alive

also i forgot jonas brodin is going to be out so i’m guessing that might be why

hrm, well vibes are important….

i do not understand why the wild gave jack johnson a PTO so i have chosen to ignore it

There’s such a constant stream of bad that it almost gets normalized, but there are still things that stop you dead in your tracks.

A grey kitten next to a pack of cat food, with a similar looking kitten on the pack.

Professional lookalike.

Put some respect on Martha's name. She's no rando now.

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

All my books are now live on my site shop in eBook form, and apart from the £12 starter pack that includes 10 of my longer books, there's also now a bumper pack of all 45 of my 99p shorts priced at £25!

johannestevans.co.uk/product/joha...

You pretty much never engage in discourse if you get in the habit of asking yourself "Am I gonna give shit about this after I eat something?"

it's supposed to be 101 here today, this is severely impacting my whimsy

bring at least one hat, it’s windy as fuck there all the time