ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒

I know so many women that have told me that guys have called them a bitch because “she should smile more”.

It was only a matter of time before the pro wrestling fans of Bluesky and the Star Trek Deep Space 9 fans of Bluesky looked at each other and realized that 90% of their interests overlap

everyone is insane now!! it's not "just you"

fyi

The Whataburger Fan of the Game, a dog

also Jared Spurgeon skincare routine when

holy HELL that was a stressful game, I feel like i need to lie down forever

BOLDY HAT TRICK OMG

?????????????

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Ah okay! That's a cool feature, I've never seen it before!

Screenshot of the screen where you can compose a reply to a post. It has the user in replying to (Nikki)'s display name and profile picture and my profile pic next to the words "Write your reply". At the bottom of the window there is a message that says "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Dutch by its author. Would you like to reply in Dutch?" Next to this message is a button that says "Yes".

He looks like he forgot until the last minute and was like oh fuck and took a selfie in his hotel room 5 mins before the deadline

Also I got this message when opening the reply screen to your post??!! I've never seen this before

It’s weird to stan any politician, but it’s especially weird to stan Chuck Schumer

it does make me laugh every time i see it though, thank u for the much-needed levity, Jeek 🙏

Hockey player Joel Eriksson Ek’s roster headshot for Team Sweden. It is basically a selfie taken from a slightly unflattering angle with bad lighting. the background is a plain white wall and all you can see is his head. Below the picture is his name and a little Swedish flag with the country’s name next to it.

love how some of the roster pictures for the Olympics are these beautiful, professional, shots and then some of them are like this

can I make this noise at you.

Izzy and his girl, Dahlia 🐍🖤
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #izzyhands

From the wildhockey community on Reddit: Boldy and Ek taking some frustrations out on each other Explore this post and more from the wildhockey community

while this still doesn’t have my favorite part with Boldy’s scandalized expression as Jeek checks him really hard into the boards it’s still so funny, i’ve been looking for clips from this for ages

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

I feel like it's pretty likely. Which is absolutely understandable although I'll miss him for the vibes alone

wishing him a speedy recovery 😭😭😭

illustration of a silly sea lion and seal friend

silly guys

people really need to start using alt text again

a 3.5” floppy disk full of shareware could fix me right now

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

AHHHHHHH

Wow. Bet you forgot about me, OFMD fandom! It took me over a year to finish this one, with all the art block, fatigue, and grief of even looking at OFMD things.

But here he is, here is Buttons!

I promise I’m still here, friends! I hope you enjoy him. 🥰🏴‍☠️

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

god how was this 10 years ago

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

Mood.