chefguevara

did twitter just shit the bed ❓

lol

An edited screenshot of Final Fantasy VII. Cloud and the party stands before a giant impaled snake creature with the textbox reading "Did DEI...do this?"

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

my stepbrother and i knew matt gaetz in high school, and he proved us wrong. it took an extra two decades and a lot of money, but he finally had sex with a junior

it has been very obvious from the moment they started circulating the second set of photos of a guy with extremely different eyebrows that a patsy was being set up

They got the wrong guy

"In the long run, we're all dead" as the fella said

that's not what a lame duck is

i don't know why i bother reading obama's end of year music picks because every time i do, my eyes roll back into my head and then my head does a full 360 rotation. why are you, as the 44th president of the U.S., recommending "i like the way you kiss me" by artemas

Obamnx

watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical

she did everything right and they indicted her

how I start every day

email is the last vestige of a more civilized era. the fact that (without optional features) delivery of email can't be guaranteed, and the fact that sender/receiver don't know if or when a message has been read should be understood as a feature, not a limitation

lol

umm, this would definitely not be a favor for amazon

What to Know About the Collapse of Germany’s Government, and What’s Next Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in the German Parliament, ending the unpopular three-party coalition government he has led since 2021.

The German government collapsed on Monday as Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in Parliament, ending the unpopular three-party coalition government he has led since 2021. Here's what to know.

totally agree

yeah

train your own AI

you wash your produce? cuck. vegetables come from the earth, and if you artificially process them with dihydrogen monoxide you're stripping away all the soil-based micronutrients and diminishing your capacity to learn how to live in harmony with e. coli

can we quarantine these posters in GBS

immediately blocked you

that's our joe

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong