Realistic Toto lyrics:

I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies...

He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."

Giiiiiirl are you http because ://

ICE now has a bigger budget than the entire Canadian military, and $45B in govt contracts will now go, without bidding or competition, to geogroup and corecivic, companies which donated $1M to Trump's campaign. So... there's that.
#ice #donaldtrump #fascism

How are his supporters not cripplingly embarassed, just, all the time?

Humanity reflected in nature: At the zoo and the peahen is just eating and minding her own business, peacock is behind her displayed and shaking FURIOUSLY and the look on her face is like "Ugh, Fuck, Riley I told you 'No' doesn't mean 'Try Harder'"
#consent

US involvement in the Israel-Iran conflict being the final straw for so many conservatives is super fucking weird. Lockheed Martin alone gets $75B a year from the pentagon, they make $150k every time a hellfire missile is fired, did you think your govt wasn't going to find another place to aim them?

Question for all those interacting regularly with Trump supporters: Have they finally given up claiming to give a shit about the constitution or are they still saying they love it while cheering every time he wipes his ass with it?

She must be a little old and unrelated for his taste. 🤷‍♂️

I don't get caught often, but "Trump's AG who worked as a lobbyist for Quatar has signed off on him getting a $400M plane as a gift from them" got me good. I really thought that was a joke.

#donaldtrump #thanos #uspolitics

Karl Marx didn't quite advocate specifically for socialism or communism, he theorized that they'd be the inevitable outcome of inequality and exploitation. He never could have imagined this world, where workers not only believe their interests align with their exploiters', but fucking worship them.

It is SO hard to be nice about all these regretful Trump voters now that 13 billionaires have govt posts and one of them got cheers for a nazi salute. "How could anyone have known it would be like this? The only warning signs were every single fucking thing he's said and done over the last decade!"

Thanks, appreciate that 🤜🤛

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If it makes enough to cover the site, I'm happy.

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I'm so sorry 😆 couldn't help myself. #pierrepoilievre #canadianpolitics

Talking to right wingers about the Jordan Peterson/Pierre Poilievre interview is so fucking depressing. They actually think great points were made. They think those points are supported by evidence. They think Poilievre has great leadership qualities and Peterson gave him a tough interview. 🫣

Guests showing up unannounced is legit scary. If I haven't cleaned baseboards it is going to be THE FIRST thing they notice.

Sometimes I miss having cooler, if legitimately scarier nightmares. When I was a little kid I'd have them about being chased by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Now at 37 it's being back in high school, coming back from holiday break and forgetting which locker is mine.

I've read most of it and at this point still not 100% sure it isn't parody. Is there a section specifically talking about Trump might have difficulty reaching the desk to sign the order into law because of his giant dick?

and the R-rated version where they "outsource the paw patrol" for a coup in Nicaragua

The municipality of Adventure Bay's got aircraft carrier money? 😆

Fellow parents of BlueSky, does Paw Patrol ever actually explain where the kid gets the billions of dollars to finance this operation, or are we not supposed to ask that question? #pawpatrol #parentsofbluesky

The only thing that would make the meme more accurate is the glasses from the bottom being melted down one layer at a time to make the top one bigger.

Song: "I don't want a lot for Christmas"

Ok 🙂

Later in the song: "All I want for Christmas is you"

Wait a second, what?

You know... I think I did

By far the best part of this video is my son yelling "Try harder!" 😆 #leftistswholift

"Mom, can we go out for 98lb #kettlebells?"
"No honey, we've got 98lb kettlebells at home."
The 98lb kettlebells at home: