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Justin Avery Smith

@justinaverysmith.bsky.social

Writer, Comedian, ADHDer Trekker, Jedi Sentinel Temu Elijah Wood (he/him/his)

3,665 Followers  |  2,397 Following  |  1,397 Posts  |  Joined: 21.06.2023  |  1.9601

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ADHD is watching your neurotypical friends call each other every morning and struggling to figure out how they’re able to do that

23.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond hyped for Wicked 5: The Elphaba Strikes Back!

21.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mamdani is everything he accused Schumer and Pelosi of being, yet he’s been as nice to Mamdani as he has to Putin. Like what??

22.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly an injustice that my MAGA relatives have more kids than I can count while my leftist swifty mountain man uncle remains childless

20.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Between the Trump/Mamdani meeting and Wicked For Good girl is pure evil for announcing this when my brain can’t hold space for it

22.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My brain has been downloading this image all day and it’s still not even close to being fully installed

22.11.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AG of Oz, Pam Bondi

21.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond hyped for Wicked 5: The Elphaba Strikes Back!

21.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a self-made overnight success is great and all but have you ever tried surrounding yourself with people who believe in you even when you don’t believe in yourself?

20.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that George Lucas voiced disappointment about The Force Awakens but called Jon M Chu to say how much he loved Wicked Part 1

If JJ Abrams can have 2 Star Wars movies, Jon M Chu should be allowed to have one.

20.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just realized we haven’t heard from Ron DeSantis in a while and I hope it stays that way so I can continue enjoying this sense of happiness

19.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an email that I probably won’t have to send out for at least 3 months so of course I’m drafting it up right now

20.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œAre you more of a visual or hands-on learner?”

Me:

18.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If The Bride in Kill Bill had ADHD she would’ve ended her quest for vengeance after the first kill in order to quickly learn the names of all the ships that existed during the Viking Era

20.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A delta shield in the colors of the trans flag on a space background of purple and blue

A delta shield in the colors of the trans flag on a space background of purple and blue

IDIC means celebrating all facets of humanity and ensuring peace, safety and support so we can all manifest our greatest selves. Denying trans people this right is in direct violation of Star Trek’s ethics and core values. Violence against the trans community must end.

Image by womenatwarp.com/

20.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

20.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16290    πŸ” 3997    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 140

Trump is what it would be like if all of Kirk’s lines in Star Trek 6 were just this

20.11.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives: β€œI’m glad that baby murderer RBG died. πŸ₯³β€

Also conservatives: β€œCharlie Kirk is dead and you say you won’t mourn him? Have you no humanity?!?! πŸ˜­β€

20.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly an injustice that my MAGA relatives have more kids than I can count while my leftist swifty mountain man uncle remains childless

20.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says never tell me the odds in front of a gold robot ALT: a man says never tell me the odds in front of a gold robot

Whenever someone tells me that a publication receives 500 pitches a day and only runs 2

20.11.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œFuck off, pedo”

19.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Header: Choose Your Mentor Young Man

Top panel: alpha male e-celeb (Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate pictured and saying unhinged shit)

Bottom panel: friendly guy you met in the pub (aggressively British guy holding a pint of beer and saying supportive things)

Header: Choose Your Mentor Young Man Top panel: alpha male e-celeb (Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate pictured and saying unhinged shit) Bottom panel: friendly guy you met in the pub (aggressively British guy holding a pint of beer and saying supportive things)

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

19.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3517    πŸ” 786    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 22

Being a self-made overnight success is great and all but have you ever tried surrounding yourself with people who believe in you even when you don’t believe in yourself?

20.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me applying to my safety school

20.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all those who do their work in coffee shops, hotel lobbies, and public parks, I thank you.

You all ADHDers like me to body double without risking rejection by asking beforehand if you want to body double.

19.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opinions are like assholes. Some are nicer than others and you should never share it unless you’re asked to.

19.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There needs to be a way for neurodivergents to schedule their therapy appointments to accommodate their hyperfocus

19.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if they’re voting to release the Epstein Files now because they think we’ll all be too busy watching Wicked For Good to care?

19.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just realized we haven’t heard from Ron DeSantis in a while and I hope it stays that way so I can continue enjoying this sense of happiness

19.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œFuck off, pedo”

19.11.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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