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Geek. Metalhead. Bookworm. Beardy. Devout introvert. Bad puns. NHS IT Engineer. Anxiety/depression disaster. Usually hungry. Put all my faith in a loud guitar. https://linktr.ee/geekcliche

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a close up of a cat with the words `` you can 't resist me '' . ALT: a close up of a cat with the words `` you can 't resist me '' .
09.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Eighth straight night of fireworks. Can no-one in this town read a fucking calendar?

09.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mamdani is going to implement Showaddywaddy law. NYC will be forced Under the Moon of Love.

09.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A polar bear at the bow of the MS Expedition cruise ship. View down from the bow with the bear standing on ice on its hind legs looking up at the photographer while leaning on the ship.
Photo: Chris Westwood.

A polar bear at the bow of the MS Expedition cruise ship. View down from the bow with the bear standing on ice on its hind legs looking up at the photographer while leaning on the ship. Photo: Chris Westwood.

can't park there mate

18.08.2025 05:43 — 👍 228    🔁 44    💬 7    📌 1

Genuinely spat my drink out on reading this.

09.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon dog is making a funny face ALT: a cartoon dog is making a funny face
09.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomspreading

09.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
09.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 08.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 195    🔁 26    💬 0    📌 1
THREE RINGS
FOR THE ELVEN-KINGS UNDER THE SKY

THREE RINGS FOR THE ELVEN-KINGS UNDER THE SKY

SEVEN
FOR THE DWARF LORDS IN THEIR HALLS OF STONE

SEVEN FOR THE DWARF LORDS IN THEIR HALLS OF STONE

NINE
FOR MORTAL MEN DOOMED TO DIE

NINE FOR MORTAL MEN DOOMED TO DIE

ONE
FOR THE DARK LORD ON HIS DARK THRONE

ONE FOR THE DARK LORD ON HIS DARK THRONE

…in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...

08.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 56    🔁 25    💬 0    📌 1
Post image 08.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 862    🔁 214    💬 7    📌 4

Me flirting

08.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we could place a 2000km wide black disc on Mars, we could turn the whole thing into a giant poppy. Surely this is the incentive the British space industry needs?

08.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 58    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 0

The desire is “Born To Be Wild”. I have only ever achieved “Constantly Tired”

08.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Beverly Crusher, Jean-Luc Picard, and Jack Crusher.

Beverly Crusher, Jean-Luc Picard, and Jack Crusher.

The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost Fucker

07.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 100    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 2

"The Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam" well not with THAT attitude

07.11.2025 14:09 — 👍 101    🔁 43    💬 0    📌 0
an adorable baby bison with long legs, a chonky body and no neck

an adorable baby bison with long legs, a chonky body and no neck

you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin

25.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 2469    🔁 568    💬 12    📌 32
A tiny little floofy white dog that looks like it weighs five pounds sopping wet sits very polite looking slightly nervous in a little clear raincoat with blue pipping. Next to a foot ignore the foot

A tiny little floofy white dog that looks like it weighs five pounds sopping wet sits very polite looking slightly nervous in a little clear raincoat with blue pipping. Next to a foot ignore the foot

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

13.05.2025 20:57 — 👍 3026    🔁 567    💬 17    📌 24

Also awesome in everything I’ve seen her in.

06.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Man with stubble, "Small boats arrivals are 37,000. There are over 4 million kids in child poverty. And 4.5 million who can't get a dentist appointment" #BBCQT

"We spend 90% of the media discourse on the 37,000. How much more could we achieve if we put that effort into the 4.5 million?"

30.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 1351    🔁 407    💬 29    📌 34

It’s only November 6th and I’m already sick of Xmas. This does not bode well for the weeks to come.

06.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God damn it. My Etsy witches need to aim better next time.

06.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A sign for a conference room labelled Sir John Nutting

A sign for a conference room labelled Sir John Nutting

Not this month, he's not

06.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

04.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 15942    🔁 2181    💬 553    📌 125
A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

06.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 6543    🔁 1192    💬 113    📌 66
cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake
Caption: Don't bread on me

cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake Caption: Don't bread on me

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

06.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 3064    🔁 817    💬 39    📌 32
An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy

An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy

06.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 2838    🔁 614    💬 6    📌 31

Okay, I need help…

A friend, whose opinion I trust, has read my book and encouraged me to submit to agents. Because it’s military SF he’s suggested I look in the US.

BUT I know nothing about US agents and his recs aren’t accepting subs right now. Does anybody have any recs for good US SF agents?

06.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 12    🔁 10    💬 8    📌 0
The Copper Promise by Jen Williams

The Copper Promise by Jen Williams

Look whose awesome fantasy novel showed up in the National Book Tokens email @sennydreadful.bsky.social

And right at the top of the article too newsletters.booktokens.co.uk/c/15xSgzHdXO...

06.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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