@jilltilley.bsky.social
American in Canada. ACAB. BLM. Protect Trans Kids. Free Palestine πππ
I wish I had this power. Unfortunately, I only had the power to call my upstairs neighbor and say "omg are you seeing this?"
23.02.2026 17:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1For some reason hundreds of crows flew over our apartment this evening. Probably not a bad portent or anything.
23.02.2026 03:50 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0@dougtilley.bsky.social show them the crows
23.02.2026 03:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1He looks like he was a very good boy. Akira, on the other hand, is the fucking worst and has been from day one. I'm still going to be devastated when she's gone.
19.02.2026 22:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We just got to the part where you called dogs bozos and dipshits. She's offended. I'm not, I know the truth.
19.02.2026 22:23 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
I'm making Akira listen to this with me and she's having a great time.
19.02.2026 22:19 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'm on upscrolled: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/094f...
05.02.2026 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lotta dick blood in the latest episode of The Pitt.
17.01.2026 03:20 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I couldn't do a Saturday without you π
18.01.2026 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
17.01.2026 09:42 β π 10736 π 2757 π¬ 135 π 183Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
15.01.2026 01:11 β π 5565 π 1131 π¬ 403 π 726She was chewing on a glass straw last night. Breaking it into bits on the carpet.
23.12.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is how you got banned from Twitter
18.11.2025 17:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Robert.. I have infiltrated the brain of Robert F Kennedy
17.11.2025 14:22 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0RIGATONI PASTA β«οΈπβ«οΈβοΈ
29.10.2025 13:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kim Kardashian looking like Marcus
Robert. Out of the way. I'm going to obliterate your toilet.
27.10.2025 18:16 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0She would squirm away like a cat. She's the worst.
01.10.2025 17:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You fucked this up when you asked me if in knew who Devo were and I was so angry I'm still mentally punishing you for it.
06.09.2025 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I dropped a whole thing of timbits in the Toronto pop up Criterion closet and a guy yelled at me
05.09.2025 18:06 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 3 π 1What about all the people we've loved on Taskmaster?
06.08.2025 12:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No.
06.08.2025 12:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doing my husbandly duties (helping my wife set up Plex and turn off motion smoothing at the place she's housesitting)
01.08.2025 19:41 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
30.07.2025 18:31 β π 77 π 15 π¬ 2 π 2
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
31.07.2025 02:11 β π 12930 π 2878 π¬ 91 π 64
29.07.2025 07:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy birthday, Akira. I will see you in hell.
28.07.2025 14:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A very expensive Siberian Husky wearing a bandana that says "Birthday Girl" and a crude hat with the number 13 on it. She has a funny smile, as if thinking about draining her owner's bank account.
A very expensive Siberian Husky wearing a bandana that says "Birthday Girl" and a crude hat with the number 13 on it. She has her mouth wide open.
It's Akira's 13th birthday!
Tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY or GO TO HELL!
No we don't.
06.07.2025 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
09.06.2025 15:54 β π 2325 π 511 π¬ 30 π 68
Wait until someone else buys and leaks it
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