kristin evelyn

That is so fucking true I can’t stand it

Just walking around giving off “person who’s finishing reading All Fours” energy

Do not come to me with your “cool, laid back sounds”

Agent Cooper saying "Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

Coolest Thing Alive, Vienna Vienna

AI can’t dance for you and it won’t ever be able to - so dance.

help get me out of this fundraising rut!

Just to ease your mind, this guy is not telling you his motives: bsky.app/profile/edzi...

We started watching Twin Peaks from the beginning, which I haven’t seen since I was a teenager, and it’s offering many answers to the age-old question: “why am I like this?”

My husband is watching a documentary on Mojo Nixon and I said, “whoa, he was really good looking when he was young” and without looking at me, he replied, deadpan, “That is not the first time you’ve said that.”

I obviously ordered it already

Now I *know* the Sky is hiding important posts from me - I did not see this until I went to your TL

This is also the day I’ve decided I write literary fiction now and that’s it, forever.

It has happened. Knowing my previous work and into a trend, a faculty member has asked me to write about a haunted man who is also…a hockey player.

The Super Bowl halftime show made me cry twice - which is my sport, so Bad Bunny gets the gold.

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Perhaps some of you think I have enough integrity to resist buying the Brat card, yet another piece of plastic someone will have to throw out when I die. But I will always disappoint you.

Two heads: one of ginger cat and one of pretty lady

Me and my ginger boy

That…is not near Pittsburgh

The amount of hate people hold for “moist” should be redirected toward this word.

Golden Slumbers being in a commercial is fucking me up. That is a DEPRESSING song and now I have to hear it ambiently.

I have never used spaces on either side and always thought that was correct! I’m shaken

THIS ALL WAS ONLY WISHFUL THINKING

I just felt a swell of pride, thank you ❤️

Emily Brontë and Colleen Hoover would have been best friends

Well, I read Wuthering Heights again for the first time since my teen years and again resolve this is a terrible book. Every single Hunger Games book is better. Any defense of WH is made by someone pretending they read it. I’m excited for Emerald Fennell to fix it.

Luke I am losing my mind and as a fellow neurodiverg you know what I mean

I wish to unsee this