Rob Hailman

Chicago’s newest snow plow name ‘Abolish ICE,’ Mayor Brandon Johnson says Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

HAL 9000: My instructor was Mr. Langley. And he taught me to sing a song.
DAVE: I'd like to hear it, HAL.
HAL 9000: It's called "WAP".
🎵 Whores in this house
🎵 There's some whoores inn this house
🎵 Therrre'ss ssoomme whooooorrrresss iiiiinnnn thhhiiiiiiiiisssssss hhhhhhhhhoooooooooouuuuuuu

The funny thing is Doug Ford says students shouldn't take basket weaving but his inherited wealth comes from making stickers.

“we saved money by denying pain medication to palliative patients and spent that money on advertising about how we’re improving healthcare”

Hell is too good for these fucking ghouls.

Jesus fucking Christ

To hurt myself, I am listening to Parnell's interview from Ontario Morning about the procedure bylaw from two weeks ago.

Jesus fucking Christ.

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

YouTube video by Tom Darbyshire Pizza Hut Gorbachev TV Spot Commercial :60 International version

for those who haven't seen it!

Star Editorial Board: An ‘orgy of buck-passing, blame-shifting, money-blowing incompetence:’ Why we still need to get to the bottom of the Crosstown LRT We need to know everything that went wrong with the Crosstown LRT. More importantly, we need to ensure it can never happen again.

P3s: Doing exactly what they were intended to do.

www.thestar.com/opinion/edit...

Listen.

Come closer.

Closer.

Listen.

Some of you are nerds.

but i don't wanna do the Business Payrolls Survey

Just plain moronic, actually.

I was worried that I was gonna disappear up my own ass during my delegation tonight, but it turns out council is the one who is doing so.

Galaxy brain shit from Don and Gary - “I’m gonna vote in favour of an amendment to an amendment I intend to oppose”

Sounds like the delegate limit should be 82,000 per item

So an amendment to the amendment to the amendment?

Game over, man.

ARTHUR EXCLUSIVE: There is a grumpy baby in the public gallery that keeps screaming during delegations. I feel very emotionally connected to this baby.

it me

it is impossible for me to pay rent without wondering what the odds are that anyone would notice if I didn't

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I aspire to one day have an article written about me with the headline “Incredibly stupid”

Canada can prevent cervical cancer, but isn’t Canada’s cervical cancer screening is unevenly implemented, with deadly consequences.

Canada’s cervical cancer screening is unevenly implemented, with deadly consequences. canadahealthwatch.ca/2026/01/29/c... @anwilkinson.bsky.social

is Metrolinx just fucking with us? is their mandate "just fuck with them"?

I can't get over selling the naming rights to "Durham College Oshawa GO". The station is 12km from campus. It's a crime against transit users.

George St N in Peterborough, near the intersection with Dublin. The road is clear while the sidewalk is under about a foot of snow.

Fuck me for imagining the city would prioritize the sidewalks on George St, I guess

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Betts claims the letter was confidential, but saying it with confidence and personal conviction doesn't make it true.

c'mon man, this is Peterborough, not one of those hifalutin big cities like Niagara Falls or Moncton.

Jeff Leal doesn't actually have a conflict of interest on this one, he's just a coward (and a racist)

Lakeshore east GO