Just Jones

Set my alarm for 4:45a on 13/31 and have been up before the mf ever since, even on weekends! Hence me being on here at 5:11 A tf M!!

Huh. Turns out that slide is only funny to me when it's a cop eating shit! A good thing, because it's not even 7a and I didn't need to throw my back out laughing first damned thing 😆😆

Fruit cups, sugar packets, and a container(toilet, I've heard)for fermentation

Oh, girl, sincerely: fuck you?!?

With a pop and sputter like a damned crank car, too. Woulda been more realistic to have an accident because a bug hit her fool ass eyeball at 35mph - driving with the windshield down is wild

A Volkswagen Thing?!? Worth like 10 Saturns! I was just talmbout this the other day 😆😄

I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHRISTMAS AND THE ONLY VIDEO GAME THAT WILL BE LEGAL IN NEW YORK WILL BE THE LION KING!!!!!

I mean, technically nothing was retweeted because this ain't Twitter.

Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free and easy, and created its multi-billion-dollar franchise.

The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:

(Published 2019)

Just saw a bunch of acorns on the ground and wished to God I could be a squirrel, is how tough things are in these streets, I guess. Got me mad at the squirrels for prospering and shit

Finally!!

Finally back to my usual hours of 7-3 and it feels good as hell to be over halfway thru my day before noon. PLUS, my officemate went to Tues-Fri, so allll the white noise gone. Pssh, girl, how you gon need what you literally are? Bofum on my last nerve 😆😆
Here's to Happy Mondays!!

I don't feel like so huge a jerk because, when I'm startled, I holler out exactly what's happening 😅 So I'm finna have some real dumb last words, I'm sure

I was JUST typing that this is exactly the kinda synopsis I'm here for and I'm grateful for the service 😂😂

😆😂 it is a goofy ass headline, though? Why would they put that in there?! Tf else was he gon shout - "Remember the Alamo"??

🥹🥹 every time I hear The Cranberries. Rest, finally In Peace, Dolores O'Riordan. My Cranberries song is "When You're Gone"😩😩

Looking around at America, it's probs nbd if I open an umbrella inside, right? Whatever happens could almost be good, by comparison, right?

*because I'm drinking and don't have my glasses 😅

"Cradle" BECAUSE OF THE NANNY FACTOR! THANK YOU!! Also, THTRTC was - off the top of my head - the one with the D(evelopmentally)D(isabled) Black man who was killed off, right?
I'm literally having a flashback of a comedian touching on this in the 90s, but I'm not finna Google

I...just realized that I cannot mentally differentiate between this movie and Single White Female 😅

Fr, Who tf still naming humans "Sadie"?! HA!

Also, you can just comment on Black ppl's names like that - it's all good, we know it's foreign and funny to you! - but you tell a white lady that you had a dog with her name (talmbout the Sadies, Olives, Baileys, Emilys and the like) and watch her get mad for no reason lol.

Heeheee, just met a Black man named Toby and when I said "TOBYYYYY?!" the knowing "Or Kunta" sent meeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love Black people. Like, y'all are really lucky to have us. Imagine how unfunny, too serious, unseasoned, and poorly dressed y'all would be without the Black Influence!

Meh. I really just feel bad for those who chose to have kids in a burning world. Literally nothing to leave them, nor for them to save..
"The land of the liar; the home of the slave.
We're doomed, my dear daughter, but try to be brave.
Try to imagine it's only a fireworks display, on the final day."

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

Nah, man, that's just what's up with being a Seattle fan 😅😅

Dawn over the Okanogan Family Faire, Saturday 10/18. Peaceful Valley Coffee Camp sold out this on day, exceeding expectations!

But, holy shit, look at God's country. Look at nature healing after fire tore thru this heau just two years ago - see the blackened trunks sporting fresh needles?🥹🥹
Lord, let me persevere like the tamaracks!

*fun fact: tamarack are deciduous conifers which yellow and lose their needles in the fall

I saw more Black people at the barter faire than ever before - more than 10, even! But what's funny is that only the sisters saw a sister, while the brothers saw a brother. It's almost like, to the male gaze, long hair and makeup do a sister make, but a female's gaze goes deeper than the surface. Hm