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I wish I had been much younger when I learned that the key to parenting success is keeping your face neutral like in a passport photo and just giving two thumbs up.

For the second day in a row, thousands of brave Palestinians have taken to the streets of Gaza to protest against Hamas’s tyrannical rule and call for an end to the war with Israel

Listen the only reason I'm binge watching Naked Attraction is because of all of the science facts that they have peppered throughout the series...
That sounds believable right?

Oh excel how do simultaneously make life such a living nightmare?

I won tickets to Mid Valley Comic Art Expo! 🎉

Salem Tesla dealership struck by gunfire; police investigating with FBI Police have not made any arrests in connection with the incident.

Police have not made any arrests in connection with the incident.

Oregon, 13 other states sue to challenge billionaire Elon Musk’s access to sensitive government data The lawsuit, filed in Washington, D.C., says the actions taken by Musk at the helm of DOGE can only be taken by a nominated and Senate-confirmed official.

The lawsuit, filed in Washington, D.C., says the actions taken by Musk at the helm of DOGE can only be taken by a nominated and Senate-confirmed official.

A progression of same-sex marriage legality across the world. ❤️

😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you! I really needed to read that message right now. I'mma stop scrolling and start arting

I need a social media site that has a limited "social" aspect, and has 0% "media" involved

JUST IN: B.C. Premier David Eby says he directed B.C. Liquor sales
to immediately stop buying American liquor from red states and remove the highest-selling brands from those states from the shelves of the province’s liquor stores.

Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):

1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*

2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything

3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can

4. Citizens march en mass

If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

I'm glad to hear that it is at least seasonal. I hope they do keep it with some regularity.
I have used Avelo to fly to both Las Vegas and Santa Clara from Salem, and I love the ease!

Gritty the real one!

Come check out this All-Ager Rager!

Saturday, February 1st, 2025 - Why Won’t You Die, Redsun, Trials, Riddled at Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer, OR - $10 - 6:00pm - All Ages

#WWYD #WhyWontYouDie #WWYDPDX #Redsun #Trials #Riddled #RadnessEnsues #Crust #Metal #DeathMetal #Keizer #Salem

BREAKING: Donald Trump announced a trade war and sanctions against Colombia after it turned away two U.S. military flights carrying deported migrants.

This is what isolationism looks like. It’s not going to end well.

Ahhh lukelukeluke I can always count on you for a mushroom pic.

OMG 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
We are doomed

The last image isn't a meme but it sure is an F'ing joke.

Cecile Richards, former Planned Parenthood president and feminist activist, has died Richards died Monday of an aggressive brain cancer. She was 67.

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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

As a fan of Noise music (or a Foiser as we like to call ourselves) I know that a song is really hitting peak when I am suffering in more than one way, and I can pinpoint why I deserve it.

I wonder, when a noise artist watches another noise artist on stage busily & nonsensicaly pounding away at a pile of electronic mishagosh, do they ever see a cord going toward a box and before they even hear the sound think "Ah, Yes! this ol' familiar progression of squeals! Good choice"

I've met you Ana, I have a feeling your dog may be stretching the truth a little just to get extra pets and some cheese...

Oh this is golden, thank you