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@iamnotlarry.bsky.social

Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast. Eat the rich.

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Just woke up, hit the head, opened the MLB app, and got pissed for like 30 seconds wondering why it won’t update the score from when I went to bed.

11.10.2025 05:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caramel apple pies. One with a graham cracker crust, the other with a shortbread crust.

11.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

10.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 10716    🔁 5461    💬 300    📌 214
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Paul Hollywood better get out here and shake my hand because these were fucking delicious.

10.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m old enough to remember the GOP complaining about unelected bureaucrats.

10.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this man's name is written in the book of life

10.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 1688    🔁 280    💬 11    📌 2

How small does your penis have to be to STILL claim the election was “rigged?”

10.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are we certain that they were federal agents?

10.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Federal Judge Declares Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” Too Awesome to Be Defamatory Apparently, Drake decided that losing in the court of public opinion was not humiliating enough.

Took a break from the Supreme Court's ongoing horrorshow to focus on what really matters: how funny it is for a federal judge to decide, as a matter of law, that Drake lost the Kendrick Lamar beef

10.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 2098    🔁 386    💬 22    📌 22

Currently?

10.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’ll be fine.

10.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn. How much Trump stable coin did they buy this time?

10.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vaxxed?

10.10.2025 11:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like the name of a guy who dies of dysentery on an expedition through the Amazon in 1907 looking for El Dorado.

10.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time for an anger gummy.

10.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOW DO YOU NOT THROW THAT TO FIRST?!?!?!?!

10.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dad signs his text messages and he’s like a week younger than Trump so I don’t doubt he signs all his messages.

09.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
09.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think that hit him.

09.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He doesn’t know how dumb he is. He thinks “which one is a giraffe” is a hard question. bsky.app/profile/fact...

09.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s such a fucking moron.

09.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did Carson Kelly reverse frame that pitch?

08.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
08.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Greatest acronym ever.

08.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social

08.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yes, I am implying that Miller’s hand is literally in Trump’s ass.

08.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Conservatives” pine for the America of the 50s, but want to destroy the economic, social, and societal structures that made that possible.

07.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal
07.10.2025 12:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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