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@iamnotlarry.bsky.social

Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast. Eat the rich.

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You’re not beating 6. 9 will crush the meth competition.

17.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's useful to focus on one issue - say climate or LGBT rights - and analyze closely how a Dem admin handled it versus how a GOP admin did.

If you have red lines, great... if you're still doing "Dems are moderate Rs" or "uniparty" talk when the gulf between the parties is this vast, you're stupid.

16.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 253    🔁 35    💬 9    📌 0
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RIP to Robert

16.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
milansinghhh • 7h
Paying property taxes on a fully paid-off home makes ownership feel temporary.
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Your home burning down because no one paid for the fire department

milansinghhh • 7h Paying property taxes on a fully paid-off home makes ownership feel temporary. • 188 Q 271 G10 3 denis_morton & 4h Your home burning down because no one paid for the fire department

100%

16.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 747    🔁 69    💬 12    📌 4

JD Vance on Tinder:

16.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

His dream is to own property in Davenport, Iowa.

16.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that coat made out of fondant?

16.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the?

16.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
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These guys are incredible.

16.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is great, but passing laws that specifically target your own voters is interesting.

15.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s not a polite name to call my wife.

15.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look at you making me blush.

15.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow. Well, this is surprising and flattering. But I’m married.

15.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

3pt shootout as the closer?

15.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blue cheese olives are a gift from the gods.

15.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah for this guy.

14.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whenever I hear the term mogging this is what I picture.

14.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Soccer defender Mark De Man.

14.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Minnesota is midwestern nice.

14.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I remember in summer 2016 saying to my wife I didn’t think a Trump presidency would be that bad because everyone would tire of his bullshit and he’d have no support to do anything. I can’t believe a decade later they’re still on this bullshit.

14.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Doors on the bus go “and he walked on down the hall!”

13.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can do that in Illinois too, if you don’t mind sitting on the snow that covers the sand.

13.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Abolish ICE is a moderate position.

13.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife currently has the car on, blasting heat to warm it up, and the door open as she talks to a neighbor. Smh.

13.02.2026 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No

13.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we pick which one?

13.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“

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Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 12015    🔁 3887    💬 3    📌 57

I think it’s called double Dutch.

13.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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13.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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China by way of Pittsburgh.

13.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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