Not Larry

I’m so in for Back to School.

Transcribing takes forever! I had an assignment in college to record and transcribe a 15 min conversation. It took 2 hours to transcribe by hand.

Why does the DoT logo look like 3 sperm chasing each other?

Also, this idea is dumb.

I may seem like it, but I’m not the wiener in this scenario.

So to speak.

2028 Democrats, first one to promise a pardon for the children that beat up Big Balls gets my vote.

If you’re looking for news on what happened to the DOGE staffer nicknamed “Big Balls” don’t search big balls. It’s just a lot of pictures of dick ‘n balls.

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

No shit.

This is well done.

Pitch 5 was perfect.

Because he’s 54 and hadn’t pitched since 2000. Stupid Cubs.

What I learned from this is that my ears are safe around my wife.

They don’t make ‘em like they used to… for good reason.

Her smile is just pure joy.

He’s not gonna break the window with that ball.

Do a flip!

If you own a Cybertruck I have saltwater and lemon juice for you because saltwater and lemon juice help preserve the finish of a Cybertruck.

Maybe understanding this character too.

It was driving me nuts and then I figured it out.

Why did the Cubs think it was a good idea to trade for a 54 year old starting pitcher that hasn’t thrown an inning since 2000? That’s what you’re gonna get.

Haha

I think they’re gonna be at Salt Shed next month.

For more info on how great of a role model Karl Malone was for children, Google “Karl Malone kids” to learn about his work

I am very excited to give Elon Musk nuclear materials to shoot into space.

Speechless.

I’ve never been held hostage, but my mom did add me to a group text with 15 family members, most of them over 60.