Definitely Not The Cheat

This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.

I recently watched a mutil-season documentary about a little girl with super powers.

The jack-booted good guys found a way to neutralize her with a sonic tone.

Saved the whole world.

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

This is the skeet that allows me to go to sleep...

Those agitators are getting a $50k signing bonus

FWIW, Bears are 3-0 this season when turning it over on downs on their opening drive (NYG, Philly, GB)

The Capitalization on the Declaration of Support for Dear Leader is GLARING Indication that the Author was IN FACT, Dear Leader, Himself.

You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male

There was NEVER A DOUBT!

Has odunze even had a target tonight? Assuming he's still not 100%. Getting no separation

At halftime, I say there's about a 50% chance this game ends with zero punts

Do the packers score 50 tonight?

Bears defense making the Packers feel at home. Looking like swiss cheese out there

via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

Was he talking about Matt Campbell?

I blame Drake

Girls ain't nothin but trouble

I watched somewhere south of ZERO White Sox games this year, but have been glued to this series.

Baseball is still good.

Fuck the White Sox though!

However hard you're getting dragged for posting this, it's not hard enough.

Do better.

Is 66 points allowed in the last 60 minutes good?

Asking for the #Bears defense

No notes

This would only be a problem for him if Republicans intended on having free and fair elections.

With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.

Did the same back when Bill Owens resigned.

If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well.

Let 'em know

Did a deep clean of my junk drawer today. Found 21 Scoopie Tokens from @culvers.com.

Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of

Reading about elected Democrats is like following a White Sox level rebuilding team. Maybe there's a promising star and a reliable vet here and there but the rest don't even know what game we're playing.

RFK: "I was dumb as shit as a kid too"

the handshake meme. one arm is labeled 'chicago punk' and the other is labeled 'jd vance' and the handshake is labeled 'smoking popes'

Are we sure this isn't Ryan Day? It looks like Ryan Day

Does this mean I can preorder a Nintendo switch 2 now?