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helo. If you follow me I'll probably follow you back unless you post a lot of boobs, weiners, have a weirdly high follow count, or post stuff in languages I don't know. I stream too. http://www.twitch.tv/sternutator

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I'm immune to getting my arm chopped off because it's never happened before. I am very smart.

07.11.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goonstation

07.11.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On one hand hell yeah motherfucker. On the other, banks aren't generally in the business of taking risk so I do get it, as much as I don't *like* it.

07.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To an extent, but it's not really *that* big a loss. Like I'm not disconnecting if a Yareli is in my squad (tbh not disconnecting no matter who, I can always carry. ๐Ÿ’ช) but I'm not expecting anything amazing either.

07.11.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blood type personality theory - Wikipedia

Don't forget Blood Type Personality Theory

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_t...

06.11.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting Over It has three achievements, which I feel like really encapsulates the spirit of the game. One is for beating the game once. One for beating the game a second time.

The third achievement? Beat the game 50 times.

06.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Downgrade to be sure, but only maybe like, a point or so down from Cavill on the ten point scale? Liam definitely isn't on some Clint Howard/John C. Reilly shit.

06.11.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Powerball Jackpot Analysis Powerball jackpot analysis shows the net amount a grand prize winner would receive after federal and state taxes are withheld.

In case anyone is interested, the take-home from that (if one grabs the lump sum) is ~130 million, depending on state. On one hand? What a ripoff. On the other? Still more money then I'd likely make in 10 lifetimes so I'm not *that* upset.

www.usamega.com/powerball/ja...

06.11.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for the culmination of the Leto cinematic universe wherein the Joker, Morbius, and Ares team up to kill renowned Hollywood actor Jared Leto.

06.11.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tfw when i did not remember remember the 5th of november

06.11.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dole's New Pineapple Tastes Just Like My Favorite Cocktail (Itโ€™ll Transport You to a Tropical Vacation) A taste of the tropics โ€” no flight required.

Wake up babe, new pineapple just dropped

06.11.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then there's the "Weird British hoverboard ravekids that you can play Tony Hawks Pro Skater with", which I could do without personally.

06.11.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the R's wanted the shutdown over with, it would be over with. They'd nuke the filibuster. They don't want it over with. They don't seem to understand that SNAP props up local economies along with several businesses, like Wal-Mart and Amazon. Once the Waltons and Bezos get up their ass...

06.11.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign at the waterโ€™s edge reads โ€œTHE LOOKING AT THE OCEAN CLUB MEETS HERE THURSDAYS AT 4PM.โ€

A sign at the waterโ€™s edge reads โ€œTHE LOOKING AT THE OCEAN CLUB MEETS HERE THURSDAYS AT 4PM.โ€

Thursday, 4:01pm

"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
โ€œCount on it."

06.11.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3859    ๐Ÿ” 392    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Infantino says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new FIFA peace prize FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.

Eagerly awaiting a Saudi prince getting it just before the 2034 FIFA World Cup in Saudi Arabia.

Embarrassing shit.

06.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Kuja, from Final Fantasy 9

A picture of Kuja, from Final Fantasy 9

Meanwhile, the main antagonist of 2000's FF9 be like

06.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the $50 Steam price of Sniper Elite Resistance.

A screenshot of the $50 Steam price of Sniper Elite Resistance.

Dang, they charge 60 on Playstation? Shits 50 base on Steam. Got some other circumstances that kinda fuck me up for it at present too, but the Fanatical sale does look tempting.

06.11.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've enjoyed the hell out of the series, loved coop with the boys. Haven't fucked with Resistance yet, might grab it on winter sale though.

06.11.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

immediately thought about pizza when i heard the new pokemon games title ngl

06.11.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The magic the gathering card "Tibalt, The Fiend-Blooded"

The magic the gathering card "Tibalt, The Fiend-Blooded"

Feels like the kind of guy who'd own a haunted house.

06.11.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Page from the manga "Maid to Skate" featuring a maid on a skateboard jumping over an outdoor table

Page from the manga "Maid to Skate" featuring a maid on a skateboard jumping over an outdoor table

06.11.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Prompting calls to boycott". Yeah fat chance of that, but for real that AI ad was trash. 2 seconds of random bullshit before a reaction cut for a second or 2 then back to it, for like a minute and a half. Godawful nonsense, but it's AI so I'm just belaboring the point.

06.11.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No exceptions has a lot of variety to it... I was just not expecting the specific variety I found.

06.11.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Mysteriously* when one party effectively says they want to deport all the brown people, all the brown people don't vote for them. Top scientists are researching this phenomenon.

05.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post an anime you love

05.11.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also don't google schoolhouse rock rule 34, worst mistake of my life.

05.11.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It probably also helped that *gestures broadly in the direction of Sliwa and Cuomo*

05.11.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The bill from "Schoolhouse Rocks" song "I'm just a bill."

The bill from "Schoolhouse Rocks" song "I'm just a bill."

Is that "I'm just a Bill" bill pregnant or did it just hit middle age and get a pot belly

05.11.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a wonderful hobby to have.

05.11.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tend to agree, however I do appreciate that when/if you win any non-grand prize, it gets an automatic multiplier so you always win more then the base cost of the ticket. Offsets the annoyance a little bit... not much though because I have as much luck with the non-grand prizes as the grand prize.

05.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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